/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>You will never catch the attention of a yandere Pharaoh
>She will never not stalk you personally, instead choosing to have her cobra stalk you unbeknownst to you, allowing her to see everything her pet sees
>It will never follow you home at times, spying on you while you masturbate
>Relaying everything it sees to the Pharaoh, who in turn plays with herself to the image of you fapping
>She will never invite you to her home one day, inviting you to enjoy the feast she has her subjects prepare for the both of you
>You will never begin to feel sleepy after stuffing yourself with so much food
>She will never invite you to sleep in the special sarcophagus she has in her room
>Not realizing it has space for two
>Until she gets inside with you, locking the both of you inside
>She will never make out with your tired self until you fall asleep
>She will never cuddle with you and whisper in your ear, "You know I love you, Anon. I'll love you always."

>Your HP and MP have been restored

Would you make a fort with your childhood Pharaoh friend, only to end up rough-housing in it?

And let the both of you get carried away and end up doing adult things inside of it, at the risk of getting caught by her prude father?

>Pharaoh girl
>Obsessed with the art of belly dancing
>From a young age, she was captivated by a street dancer and chose to dedicate her life to dance
>She had caught a fever that day
>A fever that couldn't be sated by wearing royal clothes and living the princess life like her mother wanted
>A fever that could only be cured through dance
>She frequently wears all manners of garb from shining belly chains to flowing sarongs lined with gold trinkets, from shawls that sway in the wind to veils that hide her beautiful face
>The one thing driving her, aside from her passion to better herself and maybe maintain her lovely figure, is to find that someone
>That one man with whom she can perfect her special dance with

Would you?

>>12462727
Okay fine. But the Pharaoh girl gets to take her place.

>>12411319
>>12411297
My reason being that Pharaoh has the ability to make anyone do her bidding with a command, so she can force more people to protect you with an order.
Also, her snake could do recon.