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So I was browsing futaba fleet comps, and I came across this little bit of fiction I couldn't help by translate.

>もはや説明するまでもないが
>艦娘とは深海凄艦に対抗すべく人類によって建造された軍艦であり、その全長は優に２０ｍを超えるものである
>故に私たち艦娘が日々の訓練や演習を行い補給を受ける…生活していくには専門の施設、『鎮守府』が必要となってくる
>その責任者であり艦隊司令官こそが、あのクソ提督であるのだが
>困った事にあの男はたびたび行方不明になる悪癖がある
>先ほども大淀のアホがクソ提督を探していたが当然私が知るはずもなく
>ちょうど口にモノを入れていた私はフルフルと首を横に振る事で質問へ答えた
>人間であるクソ提督が隠れてしまえば、私たち艦娘が見つけるのは非常に困難だ
>はぁ、まったく…
>無意識に溜息が出る。その拍子に私の口の中からクソ提督が落ちそうになってしまった
>おっと、咄嗟に両手で受け止める。クソ提督は何故か青い顔でグッタリとした様子だ
>………キョロキョロと辺りを見渡した私は、クソ提督を下着の中に入れて歩き出す
>どこへ？
>目指すのはいつだって未来だ

>As many already know at this point in time, ship girls are war ships constructed by mankind to combat the abyssals.
>A ship girl's height stands well beyond 20 metres, and so for us ship girls to perform our daily training, engage in combat exercises and receive resupply--thus undergo our daily lives, we require the special facility that is the "Guardian Office".
>The commanding officer of this facility as well as the fleet's admiral is our very own shitty admiral, and this man happened to have a bad habit of going missing every so often.
>Just a moment ago, the idiot Ooyodo had been looking for the said shitty admiral. I obviously had no idea, and since I had something in my mouth at the time, I just responded to her question by by shaking my head.
>If the human shitty admiral decides to hide hisself, it's very difficult for the ship girls to find him.
>Geez...
>I subconsciously sighed. And with that, the shitty admiral almost fell out of my mouth. Oops. I quickly stop him with both my hands.
>The shitty admiral for some reason looked pale and exhausted.
>...I quickly scanned my surroundings, placed the shitty admiral inside my underpants and began walking.
>Where to you ask? The future, of course. That's always where I go.