/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17431579
>>17431558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3iElEt-k4g

When you realize it's the same T-Rex from the very first Jurassic Park reclaiming her island

>>17309740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n6WP9qHyRM

>Lich Queen getting defeated atop Icecrown Citadel
>It's been a long, cold war
>You'd been fighting it for three years, but you look twenty years older physically
>Gone is the chipper, green horn Paladin
>All that stands there now is a middle-aged appearing man with a good deal of rugged, unshaven facial hair
>Liches, Zombies, Ochimusha and such running rampant down below in the frozen glacier
>Put her back on her throne, the ice encasing her
>It's funny, in a way, she's your greatest love, the source of your vexation
>As she sits upon the frozen throne, her eyes closed and sword shattered, a great beam of light shoots upwards into the Heavens
>A beacon that shines so brightly that the entire northern continent can see it, from the Walrus selkies of the Tundra, to the great Draconic Council of the South
>Even the magi in their floating city can see her light, the spirit of the Lich Queen
>You can hear her whisper into your mind, her voice soft and somber compared to the gravely, echoing timber from before
"When my days are at an end...
You shall be King."

>>17161046
>Be the husband of Mammon
>Jesus Christ you have more kids than Vince Vaughn in Delivery Man
>How many years has it been since you married her? God only knows
>You remember when she promised you the world, but you keep gambling all your money away
>You've also gone cold turkey on her breast milk -- Right? ... That would explain the shakes
>"Ahn~ Darling~"
>She's dressed in what appears to be a Japanese swimsuit that cuts into her vulva, framing it in a camel toe... as well as he colossal K Cup breasts
>You can see the milk puddling through the water resistant fabric where her nipples are
>Try to run, can't run, gotta get back, back to the past, before you married a literal baby making demon
>Come to, on the bed, Mammon languidly rising and sinking her hips down onto yours, smiling at you with an "pupupu"
>You're sitting there with her legs wrapped around your waist, her ultra-soft pussy welcoming you in a matronly embrace, a true Siberian Madame!
>You can still taste the breast milk on your lips, her smile going devilish
>"I thought I'd mix a little bit more into it today,
after all, I managed to get a new medicine deal from across the seas~"
>"I know it's hard for you, being the father of so many of my children."
>She nibbles your ear, thrusting harder and quicker against you, her heartbeat racing and her moans getting louder and faster
>"I remember a particular saying; 'For what profit is a man if he gains the world, but loses his soul?'"
>She presses firmly down onto you, making sure to take every last drop of seed into the warm and wet vice of her pussy
>"Tell me, my darling husband. How does it feel to have fathered more children, be they human or demon, than even the mighty Genghis Khan?"
>Your eyes flutter as she grinds her hips into yours a bit, kissing you firmly, smiling softly
>"You humans live such fleeting lives, like the blink of an eye of a Sin like me. But for as many days as I have with you, I will have twice as many children~"
>TFW Mammon is still the best Sin next to Belphegor

>>17028768
http://imgur.com/a/1mtqT

>Kemono
>Ever good
It's only ever good if it's more vanilla than ice cream, and even then it's like fapping to the idea of fucking a sapient Snuggles Bear, but human sized.

>MFW start thinking of fun combinations for Cursed Swords and music to go with them
>'Fuck it', put Invincible from Wrath of the Lich King to a Wight and Not!Frostmourne
>MFW
I didn't ask to feel this fucking feel.

>TFW will never cross oceans of time to be with my dragonfu

>TFW stuck in a damned if do or damned if don't story framework

>>15780568
>>15780568
>>15780550
>We will never have the glory days of actual writefags back, or thread fun
>Truckercore shitstorms everywhere
>ELH releasing Magma-Tits
>Tarrek writing /fit/ Oni
>Vengeance being brand spanking new and not a drawn-out shitfest
>Excitement for every new girl that's released
>Motherfucking Crayon-Anon

>>15636438
You literally have no idea how much it affects me when it comes to shit like writing. I want to write extremely degenerate stuff with Shoggoths and Mindflayers and shit but at the same time, I just want to relax with a P'Orc and sweater puppies just sipping hot chocolate. Fuck my shit up.