/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Which Touhous have mastered inverted nipple technology?

Do you have any thoughts on the philosophy of Xun Zi?

Have you ever considered becoming a wealthy industrialist? I guarantee things would be easier for you if you were a wealthy industrialist.

>>8963680

Dressed for hunting people, wouldn't you say?

Which Touhou would you most like to punch in the vagina?

Hey everybody, Anonymous touched a wiener!

>This is what shippers actually believe.

Maybe? Not really sure what's going on in there.

My first thought was that it might have something to do with cake.

>Sanae sucks

Yes. She does.

>>7898912

"-All You Zombies-" is about this guy who, through time travel and predestination paradoxes, turns out to have been *every* person who has had any significant impact on his life. Including his own father, his own mother, and his own daughter two times over.

>>7885299
I could ask you the same thing

/jp/, I am collecting data on single gentlemen such as ourselves.

If you have a moment, could you post your image viewer and music player of choice in this thread? It would be helpful to me.

100% real until proven otherwise.

89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery.

>>7236132

maybe one of the maid cards from Inistrad

but sen triplets works well for control UBW. If i can't do that i'd have to go B/U with someone like dranlu to replay my time spells from the graveyard or oona to mill on the side

So... let's compromise. Eirin is Sakuya's mother, Eirin is Sakuya's sister, Eirin is Sakuya from the future, and Eirin and Sakuya are neither related nor the same person. At the same time.

And this is why there is so little decent time travel fiction.

What's with those Kit Rae-ish knives?
Did she do in Riddick on the way to the mansion?

>>6605394

Sakuya is "the perfect maid".

>>6196850

It's quite well made, rather tasteful and none too disrespectful.

Fucking up a Sakuya thread with trolling and flaming is under all circumstances unforgivable.

>>2816240

If Sakuya was my maid things would be different around here.

hey /jp/ excuse my ignorance but, what is "Touhou" I have a few games but i'm at a lose for words and even though. I'm hoping you can spoon-feed the concept to me.