/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44887618
This one will confuse you.

>>39112612
wrong

>>38480714

>>37990236
>tell jabberwock she's too small
>she shifts back to her original form and asks if you want to try that way instead

>>37680752
For the record, KC has written about a baphomet's soft tummy several times. So they're in no position to denigrate a jabberwock.

>>36695785
Sabbath VS Wock

ONEE-SAN VS SABBATH

>>16640023
The Great War for brother's affection.

>>16600386
>>16600392
NATURAL BORN ENEMIES

FIGHT

Would Monster Girl video games be fun? Would you be a gamer boy?

>>15138922
>Holst with a DS
I want to lay in her lap as we hunt dragons together.

>>14580071
>Tell your big sister jabberwocky you want to visit her home world of Wonderland
>She refuses outright, but you persist, saying you want to see what it looks like
>Eventually she relents, but on two conditions:
>That while there, you do exactly what she says when she says it
>And that you never let go of her hand
>Once you're prepared for the trip, you go out to the local park
>She tells you to stand back as she raises her hand, and uses a single claw to slice down through the air
>The world parts around it, a glowing pink slit opening up and growing wide enough until a person could comfortably fit through it
>Before you can take another step, a torrent of yellow and white gunk bursts through, like your sister just opened the portal to the bottom of an olympic swimming pool full of custard and cream
>She stands there until the torrest subsides, drenching the ground around her in what you can now see are over a dozen humpty egg girls, all rising up and giggling out of their ooze
>One by one, they focus on you, reaching out and beckoning that you come play with them
>Your sister clears her throat, and you hear another sound beneath it, like if a mountain could somehow learn to tear itself apart with a decent degree of subtlety
>The humpty slimes freeze and slowly, so slowly, turn to look back at your sister
>She regards them all back with a bored expression
>"These were my nice going out clothes. And that's my little brother."
>Everything is silent, the humpty eggs all staring at her like she might suddenly turn into the personification of hateful death itself.
>"Please floop," she says
>Instantly, they all start screaming, literally flooding back into the portal around her, careful not to land a single drop of their yolk or albumen on her already saturated clothing
>Once they're gone, she sighs, taking your hand
>"That can happen sometimes. Come on, let's take you on this tour."
>"What does "floop" mean?" you ask her
>"A combination of "flee" and "gloop". I thought it'd be fitting. Wonderlanders like mixing up words like that."
>"So you just made it up?"
>"Yes, of course. That's what you should do. Make up new words. The more the better, it makes you look like less of a tourist. And a target."
>"But if I just make up a word like that, how will they understand me?"
>"They won't bother acting like they understand you even if they do."
>And with that, you step through the portal into Wonderland

>You spend a good whole day there, sightseeing and learning about the world from your older sister
>At one point, a mad hatter sitting on an inside-out rock politely offers you a cup of tea
>She doesn't wait for an answer before thrusting the teacup into your hands, and hitching a ride on the nearest merry-go-round
>Without a word, your sister pours the tea onto the floor, watching as a swarm of small pink mushroom begin to instantly grow from the spilled drink
>Probably wise that you packed some sandwiches beforehand, then

>Later on, you climb up a hill to discover a snoring field
>Except it's not a snoring field
>In every direction, as far as you can see, dormice are sleeping on the floor packed so closely together there's not even room to step between them
>You turn to go back
>And see more dormice
>"It must be nap-place," your sister explains
>"You mean nap-time?"
>She shakes her head. "Not here."
>Rather than disturb them, she decides to just carry you and fly over them all

>Only when evening falls does a chesire make herself known to you
>It starts with wiffs of something profoundly sexual stirred towards your nose, and light brushes and coils of skin and tails against your sensitive spots
>At first, your sister doesn't seem to have noticed, the ominous grin only appearing in the edges of your vision
>But without warning, just when you think you can feel a paw against your growing erection, she acts, expelling black and purple mist from her two tentacle mouths
>In a flash the entire area around you is covered by an unnaturally writhing fog, lasting all of two seconds until it's all sucked towards a single point above you, like some heavenly vacuum cleaner was turned on
>The chesire falls to the ground as the mist clears, pouting as black and purple sparks of... something, play across her seemingly paralyzed body
>After you leave her behind, you turn to your sister
>"What was that? What did you use on her?"
>"Common sense," she explains again
>"But that doesn't make sense," you say
>"Not to them, which is why it works so well." The jabberwock grins at you, flicking a claw and opening up another Way, back into your own world

>It's nice to have a big jabberwock sister.

>>14492077
>>14492080
3DS is coming along, I'd expect it to be playable by next year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRl3evufmS0

>>14492096
Xenoblade X's translation has more than just censored costumes and removed breast slider. Religious/Xenogears references are cut, the writing is bad and everyone speaks in a lelsorandom manner, and there's a lot of incorrect grammar. (During one quest the witty dialogue that ends in "What could possibly go wrong?" is spelled "Would could possibly go wrong?") The whole localization is really bad.

On the plus side for Fates, the fan translation is almost finished, so even if NoA censors it (Which they will) you can still play it uncensored and with a good script.

>>14492117
Potato Loli wasn't the only censored costume.

Anyways, to make this Monster Girl related, what Monster Girl NEET would you want to cuddle? What would her main be in Smash?

>All this "Onee-san" talk
Disgusting, aren't you guys playing your Sabbath video games? You should know better about these foul monsters.