/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I don't really call her a waifu, I know reality.

I just love her, is all.

Happily together for seven years.

I trust you'll make it decent enough for me to save.

...

Aw hell, I'll probably save it anyways. I collect everything Idoun.

[Tell me if you need more pictures for reference.]

I love Idoun to the most possibly extreme plausibly.

Hey /jp,/ Anon here. Long story short, I have no friends, have three short phone conversations a weak with my mom. Hardly speak otherwise. The only time I go out is when I have either of my two attendance mandatory college classes, which excludes three lectures. I don't have a driver's liscense, and I only just not noticed it was thanksgiving after having dinner.

In addition, even online I'm a social recluse. I only frequent one section of one forum, which has at best 15 people. (And I also visit /jp/ ) I only have ONE friend online, and the people at the forum think I'm a funny weird guy.

Minor additions: I lost a few friends online because they insulted (my 'waifu') Idoun (See picture.) The only two locations I spend my time are on the chair in front of my laptop or on my bed. I only enjoy listening to anime/video game music, speaking of which I only own lastgen (gamecube etc) consoles as handmedowns. I haven't done my laundry for months and I've worn the same shirt and pants for two weeks. I like anime and manga, but haven't watched/read either in the longest time. Heavily logical, lack of emotions, suicidal but only if the means are 100% failsafe. I imagine I'm a flat-chested fiesty bloodred-headed girl while anally masturbating. I'm sure there's more but meh.

So /jp/ am I a Hikikomori? A failure at life? What can I be called?