/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42780456
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in EbisuMuscats & Fanza Rankings, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Ebisu Yokocho restaurants, and I have over 300 confirmed bills. I am trained in gluttony warfare and I'm the top swallowing machine in the entire JAV armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another dish. I will gulp you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am putting my fingers through my esophagus and it starts to smell like bile so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking digested, kid. I can vomit anywhere, anytime, and I can eat you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my mouth. Not only am I extensively trained to stuff myself, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Japan Self-Defense Forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will throw up fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.