/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What's the matter Aya? Did I hit a nerve?
That's not even the half of what you deserve!

Hurricane Aya? You're little more than a gust,
Your lines can be described in one little word: BUST!

Much like everything else you do, your newspaper's always so boring!
Every time I try reading it I just end up snoring.

You say that you're a writer, but your rhymes are all droll,
Maybe if you spent more time on your lyrics, instead of at the glory hole!

Go ahead, you attention whore, just kneel down and cry.
Because no one would remember you if you died.

I may be a shitty writer, but you just make me sick.
I'm not the one appearing in games just for sucking ZUN's dick!