/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>15747754
I'd marry my dog.

It's a better choice than a lot of people.

>>13846310
All Kobolds have five pair of nipples (one pair with developed teats and four more under the fur), there's simply a subspecies with a second set of developed breasts.

Good morning
It's been brought to my attention that many posters talk about MGC.
They're mostly wrong.
In fact, I wrote my own song about what it's really like to live there.
Please excuse the profanity in advance. Hit it.
I RUN MCG.

I'm here, Monstergirl City, and you know that I'm on the run. (I'm RUNNING!)
Stay off the streets, stay on your feet, this really isn't fun. (I'M HIDING!)
So if you want to live here, go run the fuck away! (C'MON!)
Cause I'm trapped in a Monstergirl City and once you're living here, you're here to stay!

I'm in MGC.
It's really not that bad.
The city's lively as fuck,
And it's hard to get sad.
Because there's always a girl willing to protect your smile.
Another Oni fight? Nice, they've got style!
I can't wait,
To have another friendly lunch with my female friends.
Don't forget this setting's HAPPY.
Most of them have loving husbands!
Stop complaining!
Come over here and get a waifu!
I live in MGC and I will for my whole laifu!

I'm living here,
It's not bad at all.
It's really pretty fun. (SERIOUSLY!)
Now stop shitposting about living here!
Unless you WANT to go for a run?

>>13736019
What's scarier? An oni who you're good friends with and have a crush on ask you for protein when you know she hasn't had a boyfriend in months, or a werewolf you have the same relationship with asking you to join her for a workout?

>>13473357
Don't care. I'd a spunky Kobold with an ass like hers over an S&M spider with trust issues any day.

>>13325334
Its just that I would just do so many mean things to that asshole.
If you know what I'm saying.


>>13325340
>Implying I'm a spiderfag.
You go in that box as well.

>>13133622

Is Polt the best non harem girl?