/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40558120
Just migrate to /vt/, we run this thread

Hey /jp/! How about a song? I'm a bit embarassed to sing for such a crowd, so you better sing along!
Here goes!

He was just a rookie jannie and he surely wasn't bright,
He checked all of his holothreads, ghostbumped them every night;
He had to sit and listen to those awful /jp/sies roar,
"You ain't gonna clean no more!"

Janny, janny, what a hell of a way to die,
Janny, janny, what a hell of a way to die,
Janny, janny, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna clean no more

"You're doing this for free?" the anons asked and were confused,
Our Jannie feebly answered "Yes," and blew his mental fuse;
He stood onto the chair, his silly belt tied into noose,
And he ain't gonna clean no more.

Janny, janny, what a hell of a way to die,
Janny, janny, what a hell of a way to die,
Janny, janny, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna clean no more

He counted long, he counted loud, he strengthened his resolve,
He thought of friends and family, recalling he had none,
The tears flow down his cheeks, he sees the posters on the wall,
And he ain't gonna clean no more.

Janny, janny, what a hell of a way to die,
Janny, janny, what a hell of a way to die,
Janny, janny, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna clean no more

The posters with 3DPD, twitch streamers, e-celebs,
With shark and rabbit images and hell whatever else;
His vision turned to shroud, but he was ready to commence.
And he ain't gonna clean no more.

Janny, janny, what a hell of a way to die,
Janny, janny, what a hell of a way to die,
Janny, janny, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna clean no more

The days he'd lived and loved and laughed attacked his feeble mind,
The threads for every single girl who works for Hololive;
He thought about the children there, and wondered if they'd mind
That he ain't gonna clean no more.

Janny, janny, what a hell of a way to die,
Janny, janny, what a hell of a way to die,
Janny, janny, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna clean no more

The ambulance was on the spot, and neighbors running wild,
The anons jumped and screamed with glee, exchanged their hugs and smiled,
For it had been five years or more since last a meido died,
And he ain't gonna clean no more.

Janny, janny, what a hell of a way to die,
Janny, janny, what a hell of a way to die,
Janny, janny, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna clean no more

He kicked the chair, the sound was "SNAP", his skin went pale and white;
His comrade mods were heard to say "A hell of a way to die!"
He hang there, spinning 'round, and now statistics see a rise,
And he ain't gonna clean no more.

Janny, janny, what a hell of a way to die,
Janny, janny, what a hell of a way to die,
Janny, janny, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna clean no more

As sphincter opened up, the floor was covered in his shit,
This way the now late Jannie turned otaku for a bit.
He was a mess, they got him off, then buried and forgot,
And he ain't gonna clean no more.

Janny, janny, what a hell of a way to die,
Janny, janny, what a hell of a way to die,
Janny, janny, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna clean no more!

The quality of a vtuber is defined entirely by how many orisongs they have.

>>37285162
>mfw she tweets about being a wage slave on her roommate right after

>>35764286
>routinely takes care of herself given her job as an idol

Holos for this feel?

>>34542089

>>33972553
>EU hours are the best hours
Literally the biggest schizos maker.

>>33705918
Feel bad for homomeido, he's defending this piece of shit ahahahahahaha

>>23627124
>>23627206
beggars have been around since May ahaha

>>33632171
Based gachikois.