/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10966337
>UFO is objectively bad
Are you disabled or colorblind, by any chance?

>>10448890
>Wanting to be a NEET
>Having pride

Pick one, compadre

>>9645275
4got my face rofl

>>9431793

Well the fliphole basically feels relatively better than the regulars... so dunno.

I don't know. The only thing i know about Descartes is that he was a major player in analytic geometry.

>>8372504
reddit I think
I hope that when they're fapping and cum, blood starts coming out incontrolably out of their dicks and they die because of blood loss~

>>7935370
判りません　ｗ

saa

I like to fap to Touhou characters as a break from playing Call of Duty with my bros, having sex with my girlfriend, or working long hours at the office.

>>7459864

>>7395047
>red text is a text you will not find the word cake in either

Seriously... I played Cross Channel, got a bit after the H-scene with Mimimi-senpai, and got absolutely bored with it...
I really didn't find the gimmik of making refrences to other products or the inner monolouges interesting at all... And the characters were all the same 2 patterns of moe or tsundere.

Dear Otaku,

I've taken an interest in Japanese agriculture. On my last visit to Japan I visited the farmlands in Mie and Hokkaido and got to see them from a helicopter.

I've been trying to research Japanese agriculture prior to the Edo period but have been running into trouble with all of the News flooding.

Please, if you will, instill me your knowledge of Japanese agriculture, if you will.

>>7086477

>Look, the point of this thread was that unconditional worship of everything in Japanese culture

Oh nigga please. Weeaboos aren't even as half as bad as devoted Murrikkans.

Fuck, they believe Japan is like one of their melodramatic highschool slice of life animus, but hey, it's just a fucking misconception.

As soon as they send their foot on the Japans (now wet) soil, they realize that.

But dem' fucking murrikkans man, they are so fucking brainwashed they will not realize nor admit their missbelief, and will deny matters they can not comprehend for the rest of their lives.

Besides, weeaboos are just another sub-cast of normalfags, so why the fuck do we /jp/ denizens even give a fuck about what they think?

Why ESL is so fucking obvious?

>>6951769

lol, okay. I guess this essentially means you're angry that I had sex with someone who isn't you.

>>6858301
>>6858294

So I see this is why /jp/ gets shit from every other board.

>>6727382

Hi! I got this Laptop can anyone tell if I can run this game fine please?

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>waiting at bus stop
>cute japanese girl
>she talks to me
>make small talk for a second
>talk about the bus
>mess up pronunciation
>call her an ugly woman
(バス　＝　Bus　ブス　＝　ugly woman)
>I didn't know I messed up
>she curses at me and says what the fuck is my problem
>mwf

Lets make an original content Assange story thread.

Once upon a time in Sweden, Julian Assange had gone to that country in search of diplomatic immunity, he doesn't actually have a permanent residency, so he travels the world moving from one place to another. He is charismatic and good looking -and not to mention a freedom fighter, everyone wants to help him out. In that independent once full blood Aryan nation of Sweden, a pretty young girl was approached by Assange and asked if she could allow him to stay at her beautiful home and most importantly use her fast speed internet. He needs the internet, for it is the source of power from which Assange feeds on- and the weapon he drives towards the hearts of nations in the name of freedom of speech and government transparency. The girl was timid at best, she was after all a virgin, a strikingly beautiful and innocent woman who never had the experience of sharing her home with a man not of her family. She would accept, she would let him stay the night and use her fast speed internet- as long as he promised not to rape her. She said that if Assange would rape her, that she would turn against him and do her best to bring him and wikileaks to perdition. Assange smiled with that charismatic face and fashionable hair style that no man or woman can resist, He accepted.
Later that night however, Assange sneaked into her bedroom and screamed SURPRISE!, the girl was raped for 6 straight hours to the point that even the condom broke, but Assange fears nothing and kept on going. Why did you do it Assange? said the naked violated crying girl in the corner of the room. Assange fixed his hair and put on a new pair of jet black pants. "I am Julian Assange, Its in my nature", he said and he took some money for a train ride to another girls house nearby.

THE END!

>>6485995

someone please explain this to me... seriously

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3n8zluobFA