/jp/ - Otaku Culture

> You are running away as a band of Red Oni chase you
> You eventually make it to an abandoned castle
> The Red Onis stop chasing and you remain still
> "After him! It is not awakened! Dont be a bunch of cowards!" shouts the Blue Oni leader
> You try to sneak into the castle but every window and door is impossibly shut
> You are cornered into the main entrance, with the Onis slowly approaching you and showing off her huge clubs
> "We are gonna beat you into a bloody pulp and rape you for an entire weak for making us chase you! Dont worry, these are made of demon silver, you will like it."
> You surrender, turn back and just hold firmly a scroll that is sealing off the main door, in preparation for the clubbing
> The Onis stop advancing
> "He..y mate, watchout what you are grabbing."
> You point with your free hand at the scroll in confusion
> "Yeah that one. Just release it alright?"
> You pull it a little bit with a malicious grin
> "TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF THAT SHIT OR IM GON-"
> You pull the scroll further, causing the entire castle to tremble.
> "Oo-oh. Okay; okay. Im sorry, we are not going to club you alright? So just come with us."
> You give them a cold stare
> "Ooooh, leave you alone? Yeah we can do that, we were just joking. You know, its the tradition to chase around the gajin guy a little bit." the Blue Oni laughs nervously.
> You place your other hand at the scroll to be able to pull it further
> "Oh crap, you are going to tear it off no matter what I say right?"
> You nod
> "GIRLS! LETS GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE NOW!"
> You finish tearing off the scroll as the Onis run away, even leaving their clubs behind. The doors of the castle open wide, as a force push you back, landing you in your ass at the main entrance garden.
> Turns out according to legend, the castle used to be the place of a legendary warlord and his warriors. They were buried inside the castle.
> Out of the castle comes an Ochimusha with other Ochimushas following behind
> The lead Ochimusha puts her sword at your neck, as the others kneel down.
> "So you were the ones to awaken us? Now you will have to take responsibility." She blush.
> "I either behead you or you become this castle's lord. So what is it going to be?"