/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I fucking hate Christmas music, it's not even ironically good, it all sucks. But Christmas monsters? Now we're talking

>>37164639
Then perish

>>22648381
>Noble type monsters are too snooty to go out and get a man to love them
>Demand the man climb the 6,000ft mountain their fort is held on and fight past their army of undead/salamander/lizardmen guards to even get an audience with them
>Over time they become the most Christmas cakey of all Christmas cakes
>Can no longer seek validation from their servants as many left to find a man of their own and start a family
>And those that stayed don't provide enough compliments
>Finds out about streaming websites
>Sees people type out praises to the streamer
>Instantly orders set up and begins right away
>Is angry that millions of people aren't watching her right now and instead watching Anon play shitty VNs that she beat so many times she knows all routes by heart
>Starts calling him out in her stream insulting him
>Her meager following starts spamming Anon's chat with her channel
>Soon everyone is spamming
>Anon who had enough puts his face cam on full screen and goes to her stream
>Makes fun of her crows feet, 50 viewers and calls her grandma
>CC monster is about to blow a gasket and go off on Anon when she notices the window behind Anon
>It's her mountain castle in the background
>Runs off screen as Anon laughs about her probably going off screen to cry
>Anon's door is suddenly kicked down as CC monster greets him
>Anon gets amazon pressed on stream as chat begs for CC to share his address