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This fucker talked shit without saying who he was(I play by Character Name) nor responding to challenge so my dumb arrogant ass talked a load of shit back, turns out he had clips saved up of him killing and dung pieing me, ironic.

A girl laughed at my name "Soeltaar" because of this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdaCmRaPEvo
I said "yeah well
FUCK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hOevNUg0gM
HIM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1HqhAhQaVI

Yukari laughed at my name Soeltaar, I didn't bother bringing up anything.

I saw "Faggot" in blue and red.
With a crowd, a guy popped up out of a big metal tube, Yukari was nearby and said "he is our leader." I said "he is a faggot", noticing he was wearing pink leopard underwear and short top, and since Yukari said nothing back I thought she agreed. He said something that made me slash at him but he disappeared without a fight. Someone called me saying he's coming where they are but much stronger.

Saw a Ds3 video of me and another guy fighting someone, the camera was left behind as we went into a building and came out after killing him. There were two songs playing over it, the second of which was Ego Brain.

I was with someone, looking at a Yukari figure I said "it's a love that can overcome anything..." in a weak shaking voice.

There was an assembly I was going to, but the lyrics "love prevails over all" popped into my head as my left eye felt not like it was tearing up but like it was dislodged a little, but the emotion was the same. I thought "fuck this shit, I'm going to go think about Yukari" As I'm walking away there's a wall falling on the path to prevent exit, there's a girl ahead of me warning but I just manage to make it through okay, then she points out a teacher behind the wall who used a control to make sure I wasn't crushed.

I was fighting naster in smash bros, I was Zelda and he was another girl. First round I do ~170% to him and I'm at ~80% before time runs out without either knocking out so I win. My girl calls herself "Cassie" while his calls herself "Porno" Next round there's a whole bunch of item shit going on that gets me knocked out quickly, then knocked out again quickly after coming back due to some big head smashing me. I say "fuck, how can this happen to me" as I respawn and throw a Pokeball into the chaos.

I was flying over a coastline, there were girls who were guardians that came after me but I charmed them, they were flying behind me over the land but when naster's video appears in front of me a few disassociated with me.

I killed naster in a duel with twinaxes, as I walked over to him I could feel him tense up but I just dropped a Rope Black Firebomb instead of a Stalk Dung Pie so he went "oh."
Around the sleeping giants, fighting with twinaxes against naster while there's a host and his phantom attacking us too. I could level up like in Warcraft 3, choosing between Critical Strike and Lifesteal I pick the former. He parried me, popped my tear with riposte, I rolled away from shivs but just as my stamina runs out I get hit by a Lightning Arrow. Then I see naster rolling away from host+phantom to near where I died, doing a quick cutesy anime girl pose like the V over the eye before dodging away.

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