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the...perfect...song...

>>31103065
mine

You know what Ame? You take as much time as you need. We all know you spend so much time and effort to brighten up our lives and it's only fair that we wait for the quality content that you give us.

So let me tell you a story


It's a dark time for /hlgg/, the thread has been in a rage ever since the Ollie debut, with schizos and tourists shitposting constantly to stir up shit in the thread. They manage to derail almost the whole holotalk thread with anti posts. IPs are constantly reaching 400+ each thread as more and more shitposters get attracted to the blood in the water.

They have fun during the dead hours and continue their fight against people trying to post unity. Then they see it, the next stream, Amelia is returning from her 2 day break. This is the perfect target for them, if they can ruin these threads then so many people will abandon /hlgg/ all together and there will be nothing but ruin left.

It's 5 minutes before the stream. They know that Goslings will want to post about their pain so they spam images so that the goslings can't post any pictures. The image limit fills up with 500 posts left in the thread. The schizos have made their first strike, they have the advantage.

But what's this? Amelia has delayed her stream by 5 minutes. The schizos didn't account for Amelia being a lazy bum! The Goslings see their chance and spam posts until the thread dies. They make it just in time and a new thread starts just as the stream kicks off. The Goslings start flooding out of the gate as they realize that Ame is a lot cuter than usual today. The schizos aren't done yet though as they start spamming images too. The thread is an absolute battlefield as image slots are being taken up left and right. The thread hits image limit in only 500 posts. But this isn't the end for the Goslings, Ame is acting too cute for them to give up. They blast through the thread in record time, deleting old images so that new goslings can be posted.

This continues for 3 whole threads. The schizos are done. It's been an hour and despite their best efforts to doxxpost and derail the thread, everyone is talking about Ame. The last of the schizos get cleaned up as sharkmeido arrives and bans anyone complaining about Gosling spam.

The thread is calm just in time for a wholesome Ina stream where takodachis can enjoy the peace created through the effort of countless Goslings.

So let me tell you a story


It's a dark time for /hlgg/, the thread has been in a rage ever since the Ollie debut, with schizos and tourists shitposting constantly to stir up shit in the thread. They manage to derail almost the whole holotalk thread with anti posts. IPs are constantly reaching 400+ each thread as more and more shitposters get attracted to the blood in the water.

They have fun during the dead hours and continue their fight against people trying to post unity. Then they see it, the next stream, Amelia is returning from her 2 day break. This is the perfect target for them, if they can ruin these threads then so many people will abandon /hlgg/ all together and there will be nothing but ruin left.

It's 5 minutes before the stream. They know that Goslings will want to post about their pain so they spam images so that the goslings can't post any pictures. The image limit fills up with 500 posts left in the thread. The schizos have made their first strike, they have the advantage.

But what's this? Amelia has delayed her stream by 5 minutes. The schizos didn't account for Amelia being a lazy bum! The Goslings see their chance and spam posts until the thread dies. They make it just in time and a new thread starts just as the stream kicks off. The Goslings start flooding out of the gate as they realize that Ame is a lot cuter than usual today. The schizos aren't done yet though as they start spamming images too. The thread is an absolute battlefield as image slots are being taken up left and right. The thread hits image limit in only 500 posts. But this isn't the end for the Goslings, Ame is acting too cute for them to give up. They blast through the thread in record time, deleting old images so that new goslings can be posted.

This continues for 3 whole threads. The schizos are done. It's been an hour and despite their best efforts to doxxpost and derail the thread, everyone is talking about Ame. The last of the schizos get cleaned up as sharkmeido arrives and bans anyone complaining about Gosling spam.

The thread is calm just in time for a wholesome Ina stream where takodachis can enjoy the peace created through the effort of countless Goslings.

YOU CANT CROSS THE LINE NIGGERMAN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

All Goslings report in.

Gosling6 standing by.