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what must have happened on a certain day
>Monsters are assaulting Lescatie. They made a breaktrough and will soon reach the capital.
>"If Wilmarina and the rest of the heroes join with our army we should easily repel them."
>Your Eminence... Wilmarina...
>Wilmarina has joined the enemy, many other heroes have either defected or been defeated. The counter-attack won't take place.
>"The following stay here: Fuchs, Anon, Paladinson and Mcrapebait"

>>37513149
Try finding an alley in Lescatie that doesn't have at least one couple making out/having sex.
You can't.

>>34684461
YES!

>Henry Cavendish-tier shy turbo hiki minor Lescatian noble has inadvertently managed to avoid becoming a husbando despite living basically right in the middle of the city when it fell
>has been successfully managing to avoid seduction for weeks
>not out of zeal or resourcefulness, he is just literally so shy he would get a heart-attack if someone tried to approach and talk to him
>monsters are trying to figure out a way of seducing him that wouldn't traumatize him in the process

Monsters can't seduce me because I am too shy to even go outside, or talk let alone entertain the possibility of a relationship. The place becoming a demon realm is not going to change anything.

I wouldn't mind being Druella's personal footstool, or, even better, a throne.

>>22039831
Most self-proclaimed conservative Christians view sex as a chore that should never be enjoyed or talked about. That obviously wouldn't go together well with monster values.

>>18196982
Okay, you have me actually thinking here. Assuming I have NO IDEA how to speak or read the common human language, I got three ideas down.

1. Go to where the local children play and casually throw up the horns every now and then... a goat imouto will find me eventually.
2. Take asylum in the church during the night relying on charity to dodge bandits and cutthroats. When it's day out search buildings and alley corners for any sign of a monster establishment that other people may overlook. Such as a fallen god or DL emblem carved into the stonework. Just 'cus I can't speak the language doesn't mean I won't recognize symbols from lore books.
3. Go to various places and say "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.. If the peasantry doesn't speak english then they sure as hell won't recognize that. They'll just assume I'm crazy either way and eventually I'll attract the attention of a shoggoth who'll have the extradimensional knowledge to understand and help me... or worst case scenario a mind flayer who'll just brute force my brain to adapt to the setting, among other things.

>>16462721
One could always use a stylized Demon Lord insignia in its place.

>>14392887
They're attire would wouldn't be 1:1 like actual Nazis would it? I'd imagine that there'd be some monochrome variant of the Demon Lord eye symbol as an equivalent to the swastika.

>>13911494
>The whole swastika is a turn-off
What if their equivalent to a swastika was a variant of pic-related?

I want to see KC draw some of his existing MGs in armor.