/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>21323829
half? i was going for twice

>>17318877
her teeth may not consist entirely of fangs but they are sharp

>>17063999
She'll be wet after I'm done with her.

>>16964000
>>16964030
same anon, same
>her big strong and fluffy arms hold you close to her toasty warm body
>her strong fluffy legs preventing you from escaping, not that you planning it anytime soon
>her warm breathe caressing your ear and the nape of your neck as she whispers your name while she sleeps
>ywn try your hardest to turn over and give her a smooch

>>16768475
You have no idea how happy I am to see you're still here Kuuga anon.

>>16093759
h-how about only the suspenders?
i'd like to draw my waifu, but muscle anatomy is kicking my ass

Time for ZOOL!

>>14534666
>[HELP!] The Girl I Like Won't Stop Raping Me! (´･ω･`)

>>13883423
I don't see how.

They rape heroes hard then give them to Orcs. Sharing in the "good" spoils of war is charitable.

>>13806097
Fine then.

>>13565371

>>13514760
>Trying to be me again

The original is always better dork.

Besides I still have the other important posting material you'll never have!

>>13370820
>>13370861
>"Look at that flesh...Pink and plump~"
>"Helloooo, little boy~..."
>"So tender and fresh...Not one lump~"
>"Helloooo, little boy~..."

>>13355440
>>13355442
>You will never have a Hellhound older sister to visit your school and scare the boys who were bullying you into shapening up
>You will never then have a few boys in your class who talk about how hot your older sister is.

>>13268376
It's like you want to be dragged to hell and raped.

No, worse, it's like you want to be dragged to hell and be raped by Kuga and Kuuga, the Ushi and Hellhound sisters.

>>12955583
Help her.

Then pray her friends don't designate her the "guy" knight in shining armor, thus destroying her self esteem.

...The self esteem talk would have to wait until after the trouble she caused after burning all the other girls costumes in a temper tantrum.

>>12938460
>Get up on stage and make us laugh "funny man"
Am I getting paid for this?
>*laughter*
>That's a good start, now get up there!
Hey hey hey, ladies and jellyfish, have you ever noticed salt shakers, I mean you fill th-
>*booing*
>Oi, funny man! I said funny not...not whatever the hell you're doing!
H-How about tomatoes, I mean are they vegetables or f-fruit?
>This guy stinks!
>Hey funny guy! I got a joke for you, what smells rotten and puts people to sleep?
N-Noxious gas?
>No, your act!
>*laughing*
Ahem I uhh I...
>An unruly Amazon from the crowd leaps up onstage and starts raping anon right then and there
>*cheering*
>Now this is a show!
>Don't stop until he starts being funny!
>So never stop snu snu?
>Exactly!

>>12923129
>Liking mushrooms on pizza

You deserve death by rape squad.

>>12899887
Sister Kuuga has a pet hero named Kuuga, is that the one you're referring to? Funny story, she actually dragged him back specifically because she wanted to make a wordplay joke about there being 2 Kuuga to confuse me.

Then she broke his pelvis. Now he gets to take it easy until it's healed back up.

>>12899895
*laughter*

Oh anon you're cute, cute, cute! Definitely going to bring you back, me and sister Kuuga love men who can withstand making love to both a Hellhound and a Ushi-Oni together!

I mean we've never found one that's ever lasted a full night, Incubus or Human, but hey maybe you'll be that one? If not well...at least you can hang out with hero Kuuga while you both recover from pelvic injuries.

>>12869971
>Anti-life equation

Awoo