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>>45764708
Treasure?!

I just wanna be a fucking pirate, whether at sea, air or space doesn't matter a whit
SHIVER MY TIMBERS, SHIVER MY SOUL

>>41892947
But what if treasure though?

>>40991271
Sad! Many such cases!

Which Monster would you watch Muppets Treasure Island with?

>>38503150
The Will of D lives on!

The Treasure of Sierra Madre is mine!

>>35152254
Yarr matey! There be sharks in the lagoon!

>>34735571
WE ARE ON A CRUISE

>>34063121
Wealth. Fame. Power. There once was a man who achieved everything in this world.

Are monster girl pirates a thing? What would they be like?
I bet they plunder booty and "booty"

>>16280838
RUM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJJ4s-bFnjE

Get on my ass,
ya wee bitty fuck!
If I pull out the KY,
yer shit out o' luck!

Who's that guy,
that handsome young thing?
After I fuck 'im,
he'll get up and sing!

>Over waves of blood sails the Ivory Web, filling all hearts with fear and dread. Though time has passed since I've ravaged these seas, no one will have what is Black Jack Lee's
So why no pirate stories?

War! Yes, War has erupted among the Super Powers!

The Undead Pussy Kingdom Whordes are invading adjacent kingdoms in an effort to obtain more territory, a clear violation of the previous peace treaties negotiated after the first war.

With the Wan Pussy Regime and Snake Pussy Territories under attack, Military Super Power Horse Pussy Kingdom has rallied it's forces and joined them to push back their old undead enemies!

With Swed--I mean Dragon Pussy Kingdom remaining cowa---"neutral" in the affair, you leave the village to lend your aid to the battling adjacent nations!

But who to join?

Will you join the Horse Pussy Kingdom forces and help push back the invaders?

Will you join the Undead Pussy Kingdom Horse and help secure new territories?

Or will you join a unnamed neutral 3rd party that has nothing to do with either wars that may or may not be pic related?

Do you live in an oppressed village? Are you a lord with more money than manpower? Are you just feeling lonely?

Well come on down to the Monster Mercenary Emporium™!

We've got all sorts of Monster Girls, all willing to work for you for the right price! Here's today's listings:

1. Salamander Swordswoman - 500 gold
This fiery beauty is now seeking employment, as you know, Salamanders are skilled fighters with a love for battle. She's looking to act as a bodyguard, someone to pledge her life to and maybe get into a relationship, with children in the future maybe.

2. Sisterhood of the Silver Horseshoe - 1400 gold (200 per sister)
These heavily armored Centaur Knights are looking for a noble lord to pledge their loyalty to, provided he is a good man and not a tyrant. Each one is a force to be reckoned with, and being permanently on horseback, are more than capable of patrolling your lands to protect peasants.

3. Red-Tooth Pirates - 50 barrels of rum (Doesn't matter what kind), 5 'cabin boys'.
The feared Shark Girl pirate crew of Regina Red-tooth are now looking for employment. Any job is fine, whether it's protection as privateers, or pillaging and raping the ships of your enemies, they'll do it provided they get their rum. They also have a penchant for keeping sex slaves which they refer to as 'cabin boys'. Providing at least 5 for Regina's personal harem will suffice.

4. The Lost Legion - Your immortal soul
Yes, the lost legion of Paladin Girls have returned at last! But every one of them has fallen to darkness and are now champions of chaos! They seek a vassal to act as the legion's vessel. 1000 highly trained Fallen Paladins will work for you, provided you offer your soul to the gods of chaos. A steep price to be sure.

>>14441165
Standard mer is just that, standard. I want some more flavor

>Anon is touring MGC, again, this time down by the docks
>It's getting late and you decide to leave via the bus near the dock
>The nice safe bus that takes mainstreets
>As you're grabbing your fannypack some splashing noises start nearby
>Turning to see what's causing the noise, a salty sailor sharkgirl in the water comes into view
>Grinning wildly at you she says "Hey, want a drink while you wait buddy?" while holding up some Rum

What do you do Mr. Anon?

>>14349480

Rum!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fObl18ba8k

>>14329587
I prefer to have a salty sailor Sharkgirl who secretly has a room filled with girly stuff

>You will never be attacked by a crew of comical Shark Girl pirates.

>>14259052
This Shark is the greatest thing.

Shark mermaids are the superior mermaids.