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Let me tell you of his legend! It began in the 20th century, during winter. But despite it being winter, it was not very cold during the beginning of his legend. That is because everything was on fire! But it was not a normal forest fire or anything like that. Because it was winter, you see. And forest fires usually happen during the summer, because it's hot, and the sun can cause them. So, it is obvious that this was not a normal forest fire. Also, it was not a forest that was burning in the first place. It was a park, and a residential district next to it. Naturally, then, this was neither a forest fire because it was both winter, and it was not a forest.

Anyway. His legend began in the 20th century. During winter. But his true story did not begin until the 21st century in winter. But because every legend must have a beginning, we shall talk of the legend that began in the 20th century with a fire that was not a forest fire because it was winter and not in a forest, and not the 21st where there was no fire, or forest.