/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Insider here. /monster/ is behind the times as usual. The secret twitter is real but KC hasn't used it in months. Now he has a secret Misskey he uses all the time. Real good shit. I heard about it on the discord (the secret one).

Reminder that contradiction-fag is the Patty and he's an actual schizoid that needs to take his meds.
He is not discussing in good faith, but trying to score imaginary points in his schizo war with a polite Japanese man that doesn't know he exists.

Do not engage him. He does not listen to reason.

>>42802862
Beware of what lies in mofu

Why is there a Rata in the mofu? Imagine some guy just wanting to dive into some mofu then suddenly getting a Rata in his face. That would be awkward.

>>39160013
that is why you should always carry your pocket tofu
wave it in her face and that will break her foxy tricks

>Valentine's Day approaches

>>37358222
It's Nonstop Nut November. That's NONSTOP nut November.
>>37358207
No Nut November.

>>37166011
Don't worry, we don't all follow that bullshit. I don't want to get prostate cancer.

>>36225956
>Today's commute was hell
>A few seconds listening to some lady on the radio, and you knew something was up
>Your eyes go wide with realization.
>You throw the half-eaten prisoner fruit out the car window, and change the radio to a smooth jazz station.
>At the office, you shut yourself up at your desk, hoping your co-workers don't notice.
>Try to focus on work. Just ignore all those fluffy tails, ears, and the occasional paws.
"Is everything all right?"
>You nearly jump. You shoo away your Inari co-worker, telling her it's nothing.
>Why do women have to smell so good? Why are their voices so cute? You push such idle thoughts away from your mind.
>Lunch time finally arrives.
>You open your bag, only to be met with a nutty smell.
>More pink fruit, mixed nuts and berries, and a sandwich that looks much better than the microwaveable junk you had packed in advance.
>Also, a handwritten note
"Saw you 'made' lunch for the entire week. How sad. I would cook for you every day. XOXO."
>You try to throw it out, lunchbag and all, but can't manage to do so.
>You grab some fast food instead.
>You can't shake the feeling that someone is watching you.

>>34918635
Can't sleep. Rata will take pictures.

Can't sleep. Rata will take pictures.

>>33579431
Who is my fellow rata appreciator from the middle of siberia? I think you forgot a negative sign

>>32396653
>who
He doesn't know

>>30881189
Big if true

>>30800267

>>25835101
But then you'll get a buff Rata!

>>25333951

What's she planning?

>>23827228
But what is it hiding?

>>23734372
This fox(?) says to trust squirrels!

>>23495066
>I'm not a sphinx, I'm a rata!
>Do your research.

>>23191786
>>23192405
Should I make a twitter account as well for my rata comms? I have a twitter account that has no followers and no tweets made, that I made but haven't done anything with yet.

>>22591744
>健康クロス

>>22554577
>>22554585
Reporter rata-chan is currently on the case to get some... insider knowledge on how to improve her on mofu.

>>22547895
Still shit and inferior.