/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Get Isekai'd.
>Land in order town.
>Detained immediately by neoconservative nuorder knight templar tsundere.
>She doesn't actually charge me with anything, just reminds me that, except in an emergency, falling on public property is a big no no.
>Have to go to court to acknowledge that I was warned.
>Have to pay warning fine.
>No money.
>I'm going to jail.
>They charge me with falling in public.
>I have the right to an attorney.
>Its normal human girl neoconservative nuorder knights templar tsundere town guard.
>"Its not like I'm representing you because I like you or anything idiot!"
>All rise for the honorable judge wurm.
>your honor the defendant is charged with falling on public property without a license.
>Defense how do you plead?
>The defendant pleads guilty your honor.
>wut.
>Go to prison.
>Its just a one room flat.
>Get chained to a bed.
>Two women walk in.
>Its town guard and some final fantasy looking ass bitch.
>They declare themselves the inquisition.
>They interrogate me and declare me an incubus sent to infiltrate their state.
>The evidence for this is that I fell on public property illegally.
>They also once again don't charge me.
>I'm given a warning for being an incubus.
>Have to go to court to acknowledge that I was warned.
>Have to pay warning fine.
>No money
>Get charged for not paying my warning fine.
>Ruled guilty.
>Found that since I have been charged multiple times within the same 7 day period I am now a career criminal.
>Get sold into slavery as my punishment for fucking with the law.
>Get bought by town guard and her older sister.
>Forced to father all of their kids.
>Later find out that a lot of the dudes around here have a similar story.