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>Gensoukyo

Well, that was short lived.

>>2033338

I'm pretty sure we can all agree on this one

>>1988335
>democracy in Afghanistan and Iraq

i have an entire folder dedicated just to ransmirk. everyone else should too.

I don't know who the fuck drew the original but they're awesome. There needs to be smirk versions of all the characters

You wake up and find yourself in early 20th century Gensokyo. You're a hunter, hunting for the last Gensokyo tenko, behind you, is a tenko, the last Gensokyo tenko.

Do you smirk back at it?

[]Yes
[]No

i would hold a pillow with this printed on it every night and her soft smirk would comfort my weary body in times of need

So how badass is Ran going to be in episode 2?

I think that everyone's stuff is being stolen by Ran and Chen under Yukari's command. She's doing this just to troll everyone, or because they're throwing a party for Yuyuko. The girls and the tenguslut will attack Chen, Ran will fuck their shit up but have to quit when Yukari shows up to be like "Fu fu fu I trolled you", Yuyuko will show up and say 'ara ara' a couple times before eating the entire feast, then they will all laugh and have a tea party.

Chen's clothes will also be partially ripped during her fight, and Ran will yell CHEEEEN and be unable to fight due to blood loss.

I know coming to /jp/ for advice is a top notch bad idea, but I honestly have no where else to turn because this situation directly involves my family, and friends.

Let me start from the beginning, I am over 900 years old and my catgirl is 18+. I just finished checking the border and my catgirl is home from playing with Cirno and Tewi. I guess this week her hat I knitted for her was stolen or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying. I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she hands me a letter - apparently she's up for review by her danmaku school for dismissal. I feel kinda sorry for her so I gave her a hug and one thing led to another and we started making out. This is really weird because I've made out with Yukari before, but my catgirl blows them all out of the water. In the back of my mind lies the fact that she's my catgirl and what we are doing is sick and wrong, but I guess my little Chen has more experience and it felt so fucking good.

Here's the dilemma - after making out, Chen started taking her clothes off and she started pulling my silly hat off. I'm like, hey, what are you doing? She's like, oh come on Ran-sama, aren't you even a LITTLE curious? I felt bad because its true, my catgirl is a cutie and I always wished that she wasn't my shikigami. I've even gone as far as to scream CHEEEEEEEEN to thoughts of doing her. She then said "For tonight, let's not be master and shikigami. I really need this because I feel like shit right now and Yukari won't wake up till late and we aren't going to tell anyone.

I pretty much just fucked my shikigami. No, to be more honest, I just lost my virginity to my Chen. My question, /jp/, is WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW?? What do people usually do after they fuck their catgirl shikigamis?

Pic very related; that's me and my smirk.

What's really good witcha? you already know, it's ya tenko Ran

Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the kitchen this morning. First of all, I just got out of the
steam bath wit my bitch Chen. 70 pounds, 4'1" and has the body of a housecat. She just hugged me, Shit was SO cash.

Know how I pulled her? Being a real tenko, something you nerds don't know shit about. All you know about is your animes and shooting games, while I'm out in da borders poppin' fried tofu and cheating on my shikigami every night with the lushest breezies in Gensokyo.

Did I fuck that blonde magician in the bath just a minute ago? You know i did, it was clutch. And she wouldn't dare cheat on a Japanese god looking specimen like myself, I give it to her good, all day, every day. Don't believe me? Ask your waifu. Know what I'm saying? Face, bitch.

You chumps make me sick, hanging out on your nerd website all day jerking off to lolis, I roll out with my tails 5 nights a week, the fairies can't resist my bangin' foxears. When I walk up in da shrine, bitches can't wait for the Alphabet ['cos i'm the ALPHA tenko and you can BET on it] to wrap her pimp mitts around their armpits.

smirkin' in a birthday thread

This thread is the most deserving thread for a Ransmirk I have seen in quite some time

How come there hasn't been much smirkin' going on lately?

I'm disappointed at the lack of smirk.

I want to jump for joy like that girl.

/Ran/ to /jp/:

Sup /jp/, This morning when I woke up, I ran 5 miles to the Human Village, cooked breakfast, played with Chen, fixed the borders, worked on the smirk-powered computer im building, fucked my girlfriend Yukari, paid Kourin for the tea she took from him, ate a few pieces of fried tofu, then brushed my tails.

What did you do /jp/? Fap to ideas of me and Chen playing innocently? Hah, I love /jp/; You fat pathetic losers make me spin.

-Love, /Ran/

Pic related: it's me and my tails.

How common are these things? I just watched a documentary on the ZUN Nature channel and holy fuck, I had no idea these things could kill with a single smirk.
A single one can take on 300 CHEEEENs and four can decimate all of Gensokyo.

What Touhou needs to be a great game:

- more bullet patterns in addition to stage level bosses
- make danmaku dynamic (not one single repeating pattern on a single level for each enemy but rotating/changing ones)
- more dialogue options for each conversation, make conversations more objective based
- allow players to join any danmaku battle from any level
- some kind of a community feel (everyone's acting like it's Counterstrike)
- more appearance customization and different bullets/spell cards, one level normal mode Reimu should be able to look and perform differently than another level normal mode Reimu
- more powerup skills and more meaningful grazing/gathering items
- more things to do outside of combat (there are none at this point, can't even sit at the fucking shrine)
- hubs and mechanics designed to meet people and socialize/join tea parties, flower viewing etc (currently the human villages don't serve that purpose, neither do other locations)
- MUCH more fairies per server (which means much less servers - the fragmentation of the fairies is ridiculous, 9 Misty Lake servers alone?! NINE?!?)
- make even easy mode levels attractive for lunatic level players to do SOMETHING in, otherwise most of the game will be filled with elementary school kids after a while
- more Gensokyo races and classes as additional content, no extra mode expansions pushing the playerbase into higher and higher modes and splitting the playerbase into haves and have-nots

If it had this, it would be the next "great" manic shooter. Not a "Dodonpachi-killer" mind you, but still THE game to play. Too bad it will take years to get to that point, and no one will care by then anymore.

Anonymous is only good for his sex appeal.

You ain't a true Touhoe unless you got a RanSmirk mousepad

I know coming to /jp/ for advice is a top notch bad idea, but I honestly have no where else to turn because this situation directly involves my family and friends.

Let me start from the beginning, I am over 900 years old and my catgirl is 18+. I just finished checking the border and my catgirl is home from playing with Cirno and Tewi. I guess this week her hat I knitted for her was stolen or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying. I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she hands me a letter - apparently she's up for review by her danmaku school for dismissal. I feel kinda sorry for her so I gave her a hug and one thing led to another and we started making out. This is really weird because I've made out with Yukari before, but my catgirl blows them all out of the water. In the back of my mind lies the fact that she's my catgirl and what we are doing is sick and wrong, but I guess my little Chen has more experience and it felt so fucking good.

Here's the dilemma - after making out, Chen started taking her clothes off and she started pulling my silly hat off. I'm like, hey, what are you doing? She's like, oh come on Ran-sama, aren't you even a LITTLE curious? I felt bad because its true, my catgirl is a cutie and I always wished that she wasn't my shikigami. I've even gone as far as to scream CHEEEEEEEEN to thoughts of doing her. She then said "For tonight, let's not be master and shikigami. I really need this because I feel like shit right now and Yukari won't wake up till late and we aren't going to tell anyone.

I pretty much just fucked my shikigami. No, to be more honest, I just lost my virginity to my Chen. My question, /jp/, is WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW?? What do people usually do after they fuck their catgirl shikigamis?

Pic very related; that's me and my tails.