/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Walking along in real life, I had a Dark Souls inventory I opened up, using one of the larger consumable souls. As I did so, it gave a cheery "Hello." in David Mitchell's voice. I thought "Huh? Oh, I left British voices on. " I used one of the largest souls, perhaps an Old Hand's. It said "Hmm, a merger? Well, alright."

Walking while listening to a Let's Play by Yahtzee Croshaw, I said "Fuck Gabe, I just want to listen to the Brit talk."

Saw tiny little vengeful ghosts, MSI fans that had killed themselves. I sadistically stabbed them with a tiny ghost knife, maybe saying Hecatia! with each stab. One of the dead ghosts turning still and a paper bag appearing on its head. I laughed "Hehehe" as I walked off. My brother in the adjacent room said "I want to do that." someone else said "You're not intelligent enough to predict your fans commiting suicide to your new album(pic related), nor produce music" he said "Nah, I meant the evil snicker."

Listening to a heartbreakingly sad song by Yukari, about her going with someone else because The Key was stolen.

Near a little baseball tabletop game, a model of one player suddenly comes to life and turns towards me, jump-scaring me. Then he says "Hey, you called me a hero. I think someone should save Flan." I walked off muttering, "Yeah, I *hope* someone saves Flan." (Flan being me.)

Someone asks me if I deserve to be happy, in relation to the sinfulness of some of my dreams. I point across the room at a CIA guy on the computer, saying "Hey, if *he* can be happy."

Trying to get people to play Hide and Seek with me, apparently if I mentioned Flan's Dad would be playing it'd help, seeing a picture of a crocodile.

Went into a room full of giant spiders and threw shit all over them. They started creeping towards me as they turned invisible, I just threw shit all over them again and they became visible again.

In a room. Altaar beside me. I was acting like I'm fucked just because of Naster's video, my stupid spergposts and my corrupted dreams. He scoffed, acting like he's way more fucked, seeming to imply that he had murdered people to get where he was. I laughed because he had only ever gained 1 million, while I had been a triple millionaire. He laughed because I was flat broke, while he still had a few 10's of thousand left. ZUN came into the room, there was something I had to give him so I quickly did so and left the room. Someone asked what's with that, another joked "He's just off to do his taxes" I thought "Exactly!", miming ticking off a checklist as I passed by the window where they could see me. I was thinking I'll just kill myself, then remembered oh yeah, time travel's apparently a thing. Before I could leave, I hear someone fail embarassingly somehow, and can't resist the urge to enter back in through a door and say "Haha!" like Nelson, since I thought Yukari would like it. I tried to leave but then Yukari called out "Hey! You have to do that in Bart's voice doing an Nelson impression" I thought about how to do that, as I slumped against the outside of the door, then heard her say "Ok...we're good for now." which made me burst out laughing, hearing her laugh too. I went to thinking how to do a Bart-Nelson voice, then laughed again because of Yukari's thing for The Simpsons.

In a bed with Yukari, we couldn't stay in it since there's a bunch of building materials scattered around, and water dripping, so she left while I had to fix it. She told me to get physical, making fists and swinging them up and down. I laughed, thinking of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM7TpVWvJqM

In a house, a pizza delivery guy comes, someone behind him calls him Stephen King, I open the door and say "You're Stephen King?" he groans "Not again..." like he had to help someone with their dreams before(maybe because it's his second appearance in my dreams) I led him inside, thinking to show him my websites and ask "How do I not come across as arrogant?"

In a room, holding hands with Yukari, but there were little pigs headbutting me while I did so, so she left. Saw this image again. For the third time, I was in Irithyll with Yukari, we had killed Deacons, one had dropped a Human Dreg which was that image. I dropped it to show to her, then she dropped for me to take back.

Driving along, thinking I should divine what the worst luck thing could happen to me is.
I come to the mansion I was fixing up for Yukari, there was a hot red head who had been hired to help, so I was very wary, not wanting to give any of my firsts away to her, not wanting to sleep there in case she'd kiss or fuck me in my sleep. It was lunch, I didn't want to have my first meal cooked by a girl not be Yukari, she said I was lucky cause there was leftover chips.
In a room, pretending to be AFK as I spied with the camera at the redhead spying on me behind a tree. Then an invader shows up fighting her so I go to help, I have 3.0 weight to fill so I equip a Broadsword, wondered what was equipped before.