/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>15007768
Because you secretly hate your pelvis and have always wanted to cum 20 times in one night?

>>13743175
Can't we just stick to breaking the bed? The landlord is already mad enough with the scratch marks on the floor & dings in the wall.

Besides, I get a discount on mattresses at the furniture store with my frequent buyer's card. 15% off on beds or bedding, plus every 11th mattress is free.

>>13595073
>Monster girls living in dungeons
>They don't know that they're supposed to be guarding treasure
>They just want someone to be with
>cuddlebug of an arachne lives in a very obscure dungeon
>Nobody ever finds her home
>one day, an adventurer finally stumbles into her cave
>She's overjoyed
>She chases him all over the cave, trying to cuddle with him
>But every time she catches him, he bats her with his club
>It doesn't hurt, but it's very rude
>He grabs that shiny gold thing at the back of the cave
>Suddenly the entrance is sliding closed
>Adventurer escapes under the stone slab just in time
>Now poor arachne is stuck alone forever

>>13449589
Cowdemon?

>>13342447
You're gonna get NTR'ed from your current monster waifu first.

>>12728339
>Arachnotaur is a nobody
One day she will envelop me in her firm embrace. And then I will be safe from meanies.
>>12728346
Forget about what?

>>12403622
Whoah, two references in such a small space. Well done.
>she retires when she finds The Greatest Treasure of All
>>12403626
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>>12338092
A question for the philosophers.
>>12338106
But you still like their legs, right?