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Would it be considered unsportman-like if a Salamander set up on a bridge and dueled passersby to find a guy? I mean people do need to use the bridge or they'll get their socks wet, so that's kind of unfair.

>>17039040
Once had a cat who loved to sleep on the vibrating washing machine. For the life of me can't figure out why.

Moose saga continues
http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/112911865/Chapter%20103

>Tower of evil continues to rise
>Crazy prof be crazy, MC scared
>More prof storytime
>Tower was made by man
>Man destroyed the tower bec of the gods
>Duke's wall actually interfered w/ the natural order
>Ancient markings actually mana-flow circuits

>Tower opens like a petal
>Tower already high up into the sky
>MC: You be crazy, this is dangerous
>Prof: Who cares? I fooled you so you could help me use this
>[INSERT CYCLICAL HISTORY VS LINEAR HISTORY THEORY HERE]
>Prof: This machine can destroy large areas
>MC thought: You're crazy
>Prof: Church & Empire tried to stop history
>Prof: I will use the machine to find the secrets

>MC grabs prof from the control panel
>Prof goes berserk, actually is touch-phobic
>Struggle, MC falls, prof kicks MC
>"DON'T. EVER. TOUCH. MEEEE!"
>Storytime continues
>Prof: I wanted to make life, man can only destroy
>Prof: I used corpses from the battlefield to make zombies
>... with the help of monster energy

>Tower rises, prof wants more power
>Tower powers up, prof gets more data
>"More powaaah"
>Energy sphere grows (ala Spider-man 2)
>Tower shoots beam at mountain
>Mountain goes boom


Surprised anonymoose can have so much storytime at this point