/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Sitting on a couch, a black guy comes in and moons me. I go "Ugh, wtf?" then it repeats, I go "Ugh, wtf?" again, repeats again, "Ugh, wtf?" then the fourth time he bounces on my lap, and I'm left traumatised, my body tremoring. He says "There's your hint. You might be tremoring but your body's already relieved of a lot of stress." I stumble over to a sink and wash my face, trying to recover, and say "Sorry Yukari, I'm ruined for marriage." Figured it meant to have sex to make it to the moon, as I saw myself travelling through space by fucking a girl.

I go into one room, there's a princess's chamber with two guards standing in front. I go over and give a couple of girls a sex ball as they said something about their boyfriends, to somehow draw away the guards attention so I could sex the princess.

See an image of me fucking a girl, reverse cowgirl.. She had complained about me not going deep enough the first two times, this time I cum while fucking her so deep there was a bulge in her stomach. She was ahegaoing, saying "Neko...neko...nekori..."

It was said that Yukari actually got her cursemarks 7 years ago while passing through Oolacile, as I saw a passageway covered in curse crystals. It's said because of this she loves the Greatshield of Artorias, since it provides resistance to curse. Then I saw this was all told to me by Hawkeye Gough.

Joe Swanson was going to do a presentation on flying since pilots were apparently underappreciated, he was calling in hybrid-pilot Alfred Hitchcock Quagmire to help. (My dreams have compared themselves to flying, also myself to Quagmire.)

In an Egyptian temple with pillars along the sides representing gods. I went to one of the backmost right pillars, which housed a cruel god, who killed me.

In a lab, I see Eggman behind a counter and wonder if he's on my side(since my dreams have compared me to Sonic, probably not) There's a guy who see me wandering around, and says "intruder!" but a female on the intercom says "don't shoot it, it's just a lab ghost" but he shoots a red laser at me, which passes through my red aura, and melts a cabinet behind me. The intercom girl's super surprised, "NYOOOOOH!?!?" All of our most powerful lasers couldn't melt that!"

Some guys were talking about summoning me, then one posts "DEMIURGE :D" I think about posting "ROAR" then considered "*gurgle*" because I'm cursed as fuck, but said something else, which caused a screen shake like I roared, then one shoots a laser pointer through my red aura which becomes amplified, melting something behind me.

In Irithyll, I'm in the air out towards Archdragon Peak, noticing on my back I actually have a right wing, then notice a left wing, a complete dragonform, orange coloured. I'm frozen dangling in the air, but "jump" to a nearby rock then push off and fly back to Irithyll. I wonder about the "overlap" in worlds since I could invade as a defending Sunlight Phantom.

Hanging around some place, a ugly old American hick with the last name "Spooner" turns up, but is waiting for his two brothers before he starts any trouble. I go with some others to a house where a guy had an "anti-boat dematerialisation rifle", picking up another Spooner on the way, then we go off for fish and chips. I closed my eyes, hearing some of Project100 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udM1wOuEtoU I open my eyes and we've ordered chips, they're on the table in front of me with a girl spraying sauce on them, out of tomato sauce so she sprayed tartare with a ketchup bottle. I ate some, then noticed the third Spooner showed up behind us, but a guy with the rifle shot them.(My dreams have compared threads to boats.)

In a classroom, looking at a computer with a list of Latin names, two of them having "-somethingus- gough" and "-somethingus- smough" Someone asked what's with that, another answered something like it's showing off information. The teacher, likely Yukari, was asleep in her chair at the class's front. Someone was going to put Family Guy on the screen next to her, I said "What, you insult her by comparing her to Lois now you'll insult her by playing Family Guy next to her?"

I go over to a room, there was a whole bunch of black cursed writing on the door, I thought it was like the cursed Oolacile passageway, I went inside and sat in a crowded room of guys, Altaar there, his friend having drawn the graffiti. I thought I should wear a grey cowboy hat and that'd protect me like the Greatshield of Artorias.