/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>10379094
nan da yo

if u like her
then she might just kiss ya
the lesbo witch thief
her name is ~*MARISA*~

I've been an otaku for 4 years. Not so long, you know. Sometimes I have problems with socialising but I've got good friends as well. I never thought it would turn out like this but I like 2d girl more than real women. I've fallen in love with Marisa. I've bought nendoroido and gonna order posters, dakimakura and more figures with her. Seeing her face makes me happy. I loved one real girl before so I can tell perhaps. I've already accepted it. You know, I used to make jokes about those who has "waifu". I used to consider 2d complex as something shameful and stupid. Is there any escape? Has anybody here managed to get cured? Or is it OK to love 2d girl?

There sure seems to be a lot of threads randomly disappearing! It's almost like there's some asshole arbitrarily deleting them or something.

Let's tell some /jp/ jokes.

Why'd the /jp/er cross the road?
his parents owned a mobile home

How many cocks can a /jp/er fit in their mouth at once?
Depends how many people are in the room

Why'd the /jp/er bring his computer into the bathroom?
he had to take a shitpost

What do you get when you cross a NEET, an otaku, and a hikkikomori?
a faggot

What's the first thing a /jp/er makes sure of when writing an email?
That it's addressed touhoum they want to read it

When Flan ripped her dress, what did they fix it with?
A patch-ouli

Why'd the /jp/er's dad take his son to work?
It was "take your daughter to work day"