/jp/ - Otaku Culture

See this fucker?

This is the goddamn crossing guard at the intersection of rape street and fuck avenue, and it's about time for rush hour.

You want a melee weapon? You want more tec?

Well merry goddamn Christmas, have an arm that adds 4 tec, melee range of a motherfucking cruse missile and the ability to set poor assholes on fire. You want more? How about doubling the damage they do if YOU are on fire. Good enough? Good.

You think you can burn this force of nature? You can't, you can only make him more angry.

Bitch this is the crowned duke of flames.
You cannot burn him with traps
You cannot burn him with flame throwers
You cannot burn him with fire pillars

However he can burn whoever the fuck he wants when he wants. This smooth bastard just has to snap his fingers and he sets himself and everyone sorry enough to be within his range on fire, the only you can stop the burning is to bend over and accept your fate.

Enjoy your okua's and squealers, I'm too busy smashing airborne crims to ashes to give two fucks.