/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13895060
>fucking a hot cheshire on a vacation
>dem english girls be freaky
>out of nowhere a fucking chime rocks the house
>the girl jumps from bed and runs to her kitchen
>what the fuck
>go after her, find her eating bagfuls of crumpets
>ask her what the fuck is she doing
>she can't hear me, the chimes are too strong
>fucking big ben
>she comes close and screams in my ear
>OI ITS SEVEN O BONG MATE
>before i can answer (what would I even answer) a carriage crashes into the drawing room
>the Queen herself comes out
>OI MATE U AVIN A DIDLY DOOLY OI AINT YOU MATE
>tea spills out of her pockets
>mfw