/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>36547984
Don't forget getting FLAYED (dot com)

>>36419278
>*squelch*
>spoken hearts
>lewd giggles
All you'd ever hear for the rest of your life
And the worst part is you're not even safe in your own thoughts
At the very least... YOU'RE A SQUID NOW

Ehhhh? What do you mean you don't remember me? We grew up together! Gosh anon you're so forgetful, this always happens with you! Hora come here I'll remind you but you gotta show me your ears so I can whisper it to you. That's it, just come a little bit closer, ehehehe...

>>31751139
The way I see it you're never going to get a truly evil monster anyways but it would be better for mothers to teach their daughters discipline so they don't abuse the advantages they have over others until they get a husband

What do you mean you don't remember getting married to me don't be silly here just keep your ears open for a sec I'm gonna help jog your memory

Yahallo anon-kun, it's your tomboy childhood friend! What, you don't remember? Of course you know her! And yes she's always had tentacles coming out of her head, cmon don't be mean, give her a hug! And take off those earphones before you do!

>>29120178
Mindflayer is too easy, they just slurp out all the bad stuff and that's it. I wonder if you can rent a mindflayer therapist without having to marry them. Mamano mana fixes all problems eventually but a not very magical species like a holst may want to take her husband to get platonically flayed if he has schizophrenia or something