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whooooomp there it is

autism

>>8317235
GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH

>>8284970

>>8271115
hi~~~~what's up????

>>8232078
so last night i wentto da pool to get some bitches ramiro-style
but i only masturbated 3 times that day so i had to be careful not to get boners
then this hot blonde w ith a CHOICE ASS comes up and is like "oh hey you're in the same class as timmy right?" and I said "uhhhhh y-yeah" "can you tell me what he's like?" so yeah the thing is that girl was rumored to like timmy and wanted to ask him out so i was getting FUJKCing JEALOUS and i told myself what would romiro do? and popped a goddamn boner so i told that girl "h-hh-hey, y-y-you know what you should check?" and pointed my dick
holy shit her reaction, she probably ran away because she knew it would be too big for her
i thinking of talking t o her the next time i see her, what should i tell her then?

so last night i wentto da pool to get some bitches ramiro-style
but i only masturbated 3 times that day so i had to be careful not to get boners
then this hot blonde w ith a CHOICE ASS comes up and is like "oh hey you're in the same class as timmy right?" and I said "uhhhhh y-yeah" "can you tell me what he's like?" so yeah the thing is that girl was rumored to like timmy and wanted to ask him out so i was getting FUJKCing JEALOUS and i told myself what would romiro do? and popped a goddamn boner so i told that girl "h-hh-hey, y-y-you know what you should check?" and pointed my dick
holy shit her reaction, she probably ran away because she knew it would be too big for her
i thinking of talking t o her the next time i see her, what should i tell her then?

>>8221518
Subway? Let me tell you about subway

hahaahha how high do you even HAVE toBE

today i went tot the ..... SUBWAY
there was that cute girl that looked at me and smiled
i was like "oh shit this is your chance", i raised my hand and almost said "hi" but she was waiting for her boyfriend right behind me
AWKWARD MOMENT I tried to make it like I was coughing in my hand but i overdid it and puked a bit on myself and grossed the whole restaurant
then i couldn't hold my farts anymore from the tension and released a torrent of farts at the disgusted silence
then I ran away crying
never again /jp/

this guy