/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>hope you paid your semen taxes, boyim

This tanuki is ready for business!

>>17005894
>This is how you get a Tanuki stalker.

>Own a local retail store
>Lots of work and hardly glamorous, but you make a decent living
>Tanuki comes in and offers to buyout your business
>Tell her to stuff it. You built this company from the ground up, you're sure as hell not handing it over to some stranger.
>A week later, new retail store opens across the street. Selling everything you do at a fraction of the price.
>It's owned by that damned tanuki.
>Begin aggressive negotiations with suppliers.
>Secure lower prices and even a few exclusivity contracts.
>Tanuki comes in periodically to mock your store and offer another buyout, but is constantly shocked by your newest tactic to stay ahead of her.
>Constant competition forces both stores to grow at a rapid pace.
>Within a few years both stores have grown from tiny sole proprietorships to massive corporate conglomerates.
>You are both known worldwide as industry leaders.
>Tanuki requests another meeting with you like she does every few months.
>Instead of smug and domineering, she seems almost respectful.
>Tells you she's never met a human with the business acumen you've shown.
>Says that a merger could be mutually beneficial for both companies.
>Eventually her facade breaks completely.
>She rips off her suit, revealing the most elegant lingerie money can buy.
>She begs you to take her right there in the conference room.
>The two of you mate like animals for the rest of the day.
>The marriage and merger of the two industry titans is announced the next week.