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>the one one the right (with the pink-black-white bow on her chest)
That's Mauru, so it's time for me to again use this cringy trip and do my best to write an autistic story of fiction about her.

One morning, Mauru was getting dressed when suddenly she heard a tooting noise outside. At first she tried to ignore it, but it was only getting louder and louder. Eventually she looked out the window and saw that the source of the noise was Komochi, repeatedly doing her masterful idol toot as if to show all the birds and cars going by that she was an infinitely better tooter than them... and she was, which is why Mauru got irritated.
>"Oi, Komochi, the fuck you doing?"
Komochi's eyes lit up and she tooted,
>"Practising my idol toot!"
Mauru could not contain the anger at this point.
>"YOU ALREADY TOOT BETTER THAN ALL OTHER IDOLS!! YOU EVEN TOOT BETTER THAN THE CARS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!"
Komochi was driven into a deep depression and ended up crying. Mauru laughed because she'd been to 4chan once or twice in her life and thus knew that it was the appropriate reaction to somebody else's misfortune. The end.
>You can practically feel the entitlement by just looking at all the others.
It's a really weird pic, they don't usually look like that. When I first saw it, I was pretty surprised at how they could all look so much like steamy sluts who unironically compare eat gum.

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The best way to cope with coronavirus is to stay home and focus on the positive things in life, for example idols.

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