/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>43536407
Dozo
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43718466/chapters/109935363

>>43468198
Imagine your 2hu wife beating the shit out of you ahaha that would be crazy

>>43301441
Get beat

>>42074400
>>42074271
I for one will happily become the grump's battered shrine husband

>>41974395
So I said "pic related" by it was the wrong pic!
>>41974323
I ment this one so please ignore the silly tewi!

>>41898396
Thank you for your concern anon-san! I'm actually rather optimistic and just want a normal relationship where we have lots of kids and an happy extended family. Of course i'm stuck in a rut at the moment but I won't blog post here and its not much to type about
This image got me thinking about the story idea however and became my muse, soon enough however Anon-kun went from being just a self insert to experience the unique feeling of being the abused male spouse into his own character with morals and a backstory. I became engrossed in telling the story of a generally upright, competent, and forward shooting guy that takes his vows seriously but is put in a situation where there is no right answer or at least none that he can find using his own strengths as a man which is what he knows to rely on.
Honestly I don't want to end the story here as I feel theres more to write but there are always more girls to write about and another Reimu story may happen after I finish up the last arc.

Remember anon
I LUV ME 'MU

>>41775621
There are a few that could be like this...
>yuyuko/youmu keeping you trapped in the netherworld is slowly draining your life
>flan's "games" leave you bloody and broken before being restored for more
>okuu not understanding she's giving you radiation poisoning
>remilia deciding that your blood is tasty and periodically drains you
>satori punishing you for literal thought crimes
Hell, the komeijis literally keep other (barely) sapient creatures as pets. Who's to say you won't be forced to live in a crate until you have been properly "disciplined?"
>suika or yuugi forcing you to drink, party, and play games that exceed human limits
>reimu being a drunkard husband beater

Some uppity Youkai were out causing problems again and forced Reimu to stay out late well after dark, you can tell they gave her the run around tonight. Expecting her home long ago the bath you ran and the dinner you cooked for her were getting cold despite storing them in thick wooden containers to maintain the heat. You stifle a yawn as you're stomach grumbles, despite picking at some of the food you dutifully waited till your beloveds return and go drift between the bath and kitchen, determined to maintain the temp of both. WIth the dinner too cool and still relighting the small fire to heat the bath you hear the sliding doors move open in the main building and your blood runs cold, you haven't even gotten the bath as hot as she likes it much less the dinner heated and served! In a panic you somehow finish lighting the bathfire but you know it'll be a good bit before the water is as hot as she likes it and with dread you walk into the main room of the shrine and your heart drops. Reimu smells of cheap sake and its clear she visted some roadside sake stall on her way back, likely with a friend or two and you just hope she isn't stressed. Your hope shatters when you hear, "Is this really how you greet after a long day!?" Reimu slurs her words as she stands in the kitchen dipping a finger in the cooled rice and lovingly prepared filleted fish. Reimu throws the nearest thing next to her, a tea cup you gifted her after shopping at the human village with fine paintwork on it you paid extra for. You know better then to dodge the throw, it'd just make her more cross if you do and it lands squarely on your chest painfully impacting your ribs and you're thankful her drunkeness made her miss your face. With downcast eyes like a guilty dog you start apologizing and tell her were just about to get dinner reheated and if she wai- as you were explaining Reimu closes the distance seething with anger and slaps you across the face with all the strength of a professional youkai slayer which sends you sprawling to the ground, "Wait? you think after busting my ass all day I want to come home to a cold dinner and an idiot husband, huh?!". She takes out her purifcation rod from her sleeve and starts beating you with it as you writhe on the ground and its all you can do to protect your head as she wails on you. Apparently getting tired of using her arms she starts kicking you to relieve her stress cussing and shouting incoherent things at you the pain grows too intense and with a heavy kick to your head you pass out. You awake with your body sore and your head aching worse then a hangover as you find yourself pulled to a futon your head in Reimu's lap and her stroking your head, you look up at her face relieved she's no long angered and start breaking down crying into her lap disheveled miko clothes. Reimu starts crying too clearly a bit more sober now, "I didn't know what to do when you passed out I thought... I'm so sorry I'll never do that again I promise!". You've heard those words before...

>>41353245
Here it is