Quantcast
[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / g / ic / jp / lit / sci / tg / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports / report a bug ] [ 4plebs / archived.moe / rbt ]

/vt/ is now archived.Become a Patron!

/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Search:


View post   

[ Toggle deleted replies ]
>> No.3857638 [View]
File: 1.39 MB, 3459x4788, 8cdee8f2250836b8de2d74ac1877ddad04e5148f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
3857638

I am a Type-Moon, and I hate Touhous.

I also hate Gorgons.

And Enchantresses.

And moe kingus.

I also hate you, that guy behind you, and the guy over there. I hate little girls, too.

In fact, I hate everything.

>> No.3845117 [View]
File: 1.39 MB, 3459x4788, 8cdee8f2250836b8de2d74ac1877ddad04e5148f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
3845117

>>3845111

Well, I'm not the Golden Witch, so you'd better put that away, Mister.

>> No.3809739 [View]
File: 1.39 MB, 3459x4788, 8cdee8f2250836b8de2d74ac1877ddad04e5148f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
3809739

>>3809729

It's past your bed-time, Kaguya.

>> No.3757336 [View]
File: 1.39 MB, 3459x4788, 8cdee8f2250836b8de2d74ac1877ddad04e5148f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
3757336

I wonder what would happen if you left this beside Chen's bed.

>> No.3688052 [View]
File: 1.39 MB, 3459x4788, 8cdee8f2250836b8de2d74ac1877ddad04e5148f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
3688052

>>3688020

The lake is full of piss and shit and vomit, do you REALLY want to jump in that?

>> No.3463940 [View]
File: 1.39 MB, 3459x4788, 8cdee8f2250836b8de2d74ac1877ddad04e5148f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
3463940

Let's see...another tripfag who thought being friendly and ignoring the trolls would bring them peace...Pygmalion.

It got to the point where every time they made a post, five or six Anons would come in and create a sphere of /b/ around them, dedicating their time and energy to making their life on /jp/ so miserable that they left, predictably enough.

Ponpo-kun seems to be masochistic, a lot like ZUN. I don't know if Ponpo genuinely believes ignoring trolls here would make them go away, but apparently Ponpo didn't fucking learn from the first few times.

Anons here are very, very vicious even compared to the worst boards on 4chan. If they do not like you, they will go out of their way to cause so much rampant destruction wherever you post that the administration eventually may have no choice but to ban you. They will engineer bots to follow you around, spam your threads, report and sage for no good reason at all, and so on and so forth. They are the most LEGION-like of Anons, next to /b/.

My abrasive, aggressive behavior deters them, however. I don't enjoy having to act like a fucking asshole all the time, but it seems to be necessary.

>> No.3445389 [View]
File: 1.39 MB, 3459x4788, 8cdee8f2250836b8de2d74ac1877ddad04e5148f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
3445389

>>3445370

>2. Since he's young, he's gotta put out a lot of semen, right? ...maybe even more than I can eat♥

Gertrude has some interesting hobbies.

>> No.3012187 [DELETED]  [View]
File: 1.39 MB, 3459x4788, 8cdee8f2250836b8de2d74ac1877ddad04e5148f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
3012187

>>3011984

>implying that there's NO IN-BETWEEN

Touhou is all about the moeblobs nowadays. Any serious business that it might have contained has been essentiallyed wiped off the slate since the introduction of Danmaku duels and tea parties.

SERIOUS BUSINESS Touhou is in no way related to Canon Gensokyo, nor is GRIMSOKYO an accurate representation of ZUN's vision.

I will never understand why the BAKA-loving, Lucky-Star-watching, IOSYS-listening secondaryfans continually become tremendously butthurt at the mere mention of anything other than Moe-moe Gensokyo, and promptly resort to childish screaming and hyperbole the instant GRIMSokyo or Serious Business is mentioned. Why they feel so threatened at an alternative view on Gensokyo is beyond me.

Personally, I take no offense to the secondaryfans who want Gensokyo to be a sterile environment where people only kiss each other on the mouth, there are no dickgirls, nobody dies, nobody has sex, nobody argues, and Reimu is Izumi Konata as a miko[i.e. Lucky Star In Gensokyo]. Nor does my butt hurt at the mention of FurrySokyo.

Yes, there is a furry Gensokyo. No, I won't post it.

>> No.2998273 [View]
File: 1.39 MB, 3459x4788, 8cdee8f2250836b8de2d74ac1877ddad04e5148f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
2998273

I'm going to strip off my clothes, tuck my feet behind my head, and see if I can poop with enough force to hit myself in the mouth.

I'll be back in five with results.

>> No.2958511 [View]
File: 1.39 MB, 3459x4788, 8cdee8f2250836b8de2d74ac1877ddad04e5148f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
2958511

Touhou Project games are simple, repetitive bullet-dodging SHMUPS that somehow managed to escape the shackles of 1980, when people actually still thought bullet-dodging and SHMUP games were innovative and fun to play.

Cartoon pornography, music videos, and fanfiction, both in visual and textual form, are the only things breathing fresh life into these simplistic insults to one's intelligence masquerading as games, along with a healthy dose of fanservice from the creator himself.

>> No.2871267 [View]
File: 1.39 MB, 3459x4788, 8cdee8f2250836b8de2d74ac1877ddad04e5148f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
2871267

>>2871229

See

>>2871095

>inflated somewhat =! OUTRIGHT LIES AND FALSEHOOD EVERYWHERE

The only person lying here is you, really. You can insist that inflating the facts is lying until you're blue in the face, it won't make you any more correct.

Akyu never said that she lied outright. She admitted to inflating the danger levels somewhat.

Of course, that won't stop cancerous secondaryfans like yourself from misconstruing Akyu's words, so we can look forwards to pages and pages of BAKA and A-Alice instead stead.

Now, don't you have some IOSYS videos to watch?

>> No.2788791 [View]
File: 1.39 MB, 3459x4788, 8cdee8f2250836b8de2d74ac1877ddad04e5148f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
2788791

>>2788782

Christ, boy.

If you had been alive during WWII you would have probably been complaining about how the 16" cannons they put on the USS Iowa were unnecessary.

>> No.2782343 [View]
File: 1.39 MB, 3459x4788, 8cdee8f2250836b8de2d74ac1877ddad04e5148f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
2782343

>Most of the girls I see in real life aren't nearly as big as the ones in AV vids.

You either go to the wrong places, or exude such an aura of virginity around you that every hot female avoids you entirely.

There's lots of them in my hood.

>> No.2723893 [View]
File: 1.39 MB, 3459x4788, 8cdee8f2250836b8de2d74ac1877ddad04e5148f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
2723893

Well played.

>> No.2707144 [View]
File: 1.39 MB, 3459x4788, 8cdee8f2250836b8de2d74ac1877ddad04e5148f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
2707144

>>2706358
>>2706409

> Little Miss Muffet hats

Mob Caps. They're called Mob Caps.

>> No.2684720 [View]
File: 1.39 MB, 3459x4788, 8cdee8f2250836b8de2d74ac1877ddad04e5148f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
2684720

>>2684470

>...how?

Your guess is as good as mine.

Eirin is similar to Elvis, I guess. It starts with E. Plenty of similarities.

>>2684508

I haven't really been anywhere, just lurking. I'm rather good at it, if I do say so myself.

>> No.2600249 [DELETED]  [View]
File: 1.39 MB, 3459x4788, 8cdee8f2250836b8de2d74ac1877ddad04e5148f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
2600249

Because /jp/ is easily trolled.

Next question!

>> No.2592203 [View]
File: 1.39 MB, 3459x4788, 8cdee8f2250836b8de2d74ac1877ddad04e5148f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
2592203

>>2592192

It's 11 PM and I'm sober as a Turk. Usually when I'm under the influence of a certain illegal substance(or many legal substances)I'm more prone to typographical errors and letting myself get trolled by Anonymous.

>> No.2571742 [View]
File: 1.39 MB, 3459x4788, 8cdee8f2250836b8de2d74ac1877ddad04e5148f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
2571742

>>2571508

I would give the loli ice cream and hugs, and maybe pick up the tab for her mom's funeral. Get myself in good with her family and I might end up a step-parent.

>> No.2522286 [View]
File: 1.39 MB, 3459x4788, 8cdee8f2250836b8de2d74ac1877ddad04e5148f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
2522286

>>2522284

Gorgons all have penises.

They usually reside in the clitoral hood.

>> No.2437729 [View]
File: 1.39 MB, 3459x4788, 8cdee8f2250836b8de2d74ac1877ddad04e5148f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
2437729

>>2437726

See, everybody wins.

Anonymous gets his Ninetails daughter because he's a fucking furfag, we get Chen because we are fucking furfags in denial.

>> No.2430844 [View]
File: 1.39 MB, 3459x4788, 8cdee8f2250836b8de2d74ac1877ddad04e5148f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
2430844

>>2430796

I request a sauce on this doujin posthaste, good sirs.

>> No.2395108 [View]
File: 1.39 MB, 3459x4788, 8cdee8f2250836b8de2d74ac1877ddad04e5148f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
2395108

>>2395058

Unfortunately, this is the reality of these things.

A lot of people often do stupid and inconceivable things because their friends will cajole and hamper them into doing it. Often, they lack the will to say 'no'.

I do not bend easily, which is why I have very few 'friends'.

If anything, I do not want anyone to be my friend, as I have found that friends are mostly deceitful bastards that will leech off you and try to force you into doing things that you do not want to do.

There are very few people who merely enjoy your friendship out there. Because of this, I prefer to enjoy the solace of myself.

>> No.2374658 [View]
File: 1.39 MB, 3459x4788, 8cdee8f2250836b8de2d74ac1877ddad04e5148f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
2374658

In my opinion, there's never a reason NOT to take it easy.



Navigation
View posts [+24] [+48] [+96]