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alps aren't gay

Think of the monster girls you dislike the most.

Would you reject them in favor of a human female that will never monsterize under any circumstance, or would you still prefer those monster girls to a human female?

I kinda wish I had a dude-bro alp as a friend to watch sportsball with and to play vidya with. And every time she loses a bet with me, she gives me a blowjob and swears up and down that "this is the last time I'm fucking doing this, faggot!" And we both deny any feelings for each other because that'd be gay as fuck.

>>21873889
>Not double downing and bullying the alp by telling her how much you love her in public

>>21824686
>Anon's future wife

>>18788586

I want to smack an alp's ass after a good game of football.

my self esteem is really low do you think an alp would take me? I need counseling.

>>18328302
>it has a cock!
If you see titties and immediately think of cock you're gay friendo.

>>18275934
If alps are gay and muscles are gay.
And a negative * negative = positive
Then a muscled alp would be the straight.
unf a big muscled cutie with thighs as thick as trees would succ the soul out of me.

>>18251559
There must be a bunch of alps in the military/fitness industry then.

I want an alp that absolutely hates women. It's cute how much hate, aggression, and autism she has inside of her. 10/10 would most definitely relieve her of her stress.

>>18186647
Is there a way you can tell someone alped for you? Or can you tell once its too late and you get V'd?

Do alps get get confused by the 47 other genders?
I'm sorry what are your preferred pronouns?
>"you fockin wot mate?"
"I love how you have both genders on your shirt and joggers it really shows how males have no power over us independent females."
>"lassie I don't know who you are."
>"But I have a green loight to glass ya now."

/fit/ alps might be hard on you but they only want to see anon at their best. All they need is your "protein".