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Who do you guys think is responsible for the recent mofu groping spree?

>>39283463
>There's a mythical stork MG who hand-delivers them to lonely single monsters. They just have to believe.
>Breaking News! Another office building with single men is raided by deranged stork harpies
>In unrelated news, marriages have gone once again this week with no end in sight

>BREAKING: Police claim they are closing in on the elusive, terroristic "Uwaabomber"
>A total of 13 sabbath facilities in 9 different cities have now received manabombs, turning their victims from shitty flatties into big tiddy oppai ladies
>The head detective on the Uwaabomber case, a holstaur, has made numerous public statements expressing sympathy to the Uwaabomber's cause, prompting outrage among Sabbath members
>Stay tuned to RAPE69NEWS for updates

Can I get a rundown of this week's headlines, news squirrel?

>>38306585
>hold a knife to your own balls
>monstergirl police are called
>enormous, sweaty SWAT minotaurs arrive
>"nobody make a move or the balls get it"
>they encircle your house
>rata reporter for a national news agency reports on the hostage situation
>demand the release of several high-profile Order figures from their incarceration between their wives' thighs
>lilim governor makes a public statement that they don't negotiate with terrorists
How will this situation end?

>>38208054
>In other news, the Tinypeen Terrorizer has mailed a fourth manabomb- this time to city hall. Left in the center of the explosion was another picture of his very modest weiner.

>She's mamono but looks human. Here are the horrible things human girls feel safe telling her.

>>37084774
I love the news

Oh no! What horrible new happening is the MGC News Network reporting on now?

>>36806282
>This just in! Bunyip chase in downtown!
>Our reports say that a half naked bunyip is being pursued by a naked anon
>Reports say the bunyip is, quote: "awawawing"
>anon is saying, quote "gimme that buny milk"
>More soon!

>>33254419
I too long for the day portals open.

>>32836778
Welcome to Tucker Carlsquirrel Tonight

>>30006341
There's a rata behind this post.

>>26989126
Another question:
How does news travel? Do they have newspapers or what? TV news channels?

>>26068425
>News channel music plays

https://youtu.be/AkjFpKpRrgg

>Good evening, I'm Tessa Carlson and you're watching Raptor News. Here are our top stories for tonight...

>The United Federation has begun promoting it's upcoming elections for the next coming three months for the new presidency. Between the Federalist party with current President Cary Perrenger and the New Republicans headed by Alex Freeman. President Casey Perrenger has toured the country from the capital of Columbia, to the rural sides in Wayverst County and his home town of Battleship Bay. Meanwhile running candidate Alex Freeman has held a motivational speech for the upcoming elections to his supporters at the University of Garland Hall.

>The United Federation is also preparing itself for the anniversary of the White November Battle. Commemorating it's victorious historic battle in fighting off the Aztecian Empire from the South.

>In international news. The On going civil war in Leopold Country at the continent of Abyssinia rages on for ten years as each opposing side has yet to reach any cease fire agreement or military victories or defeats.

>The Independent Lands of Mi, Shin and Ro has had it's citizens hold more intensified rallies to continue fighting for their countries' independence from being assimilated by the People's Republic of Cathay of the Mist Continent.

>More news and details coming right up

>>22047548

>RATATOSKR NEWS CHANNEL!

News channel music: https://youtu.be/AkjFpKpRrgg

"Good evening folks, this is Sophia Caldwell and you are watching Channel 69 World Tree News. Our top stories for today... A young Noble boy of the House of Avington; Gerard Avington has been rescued unscathed and unharmed by Demon Realm Special Forces Operative Miss Numinex. A dragon who single handedly saved the Noble boy Gerard from Anti-monstergirl forces. Gerard Avington has been reunited with his family, in return for such heroism and as a form of gratitude. The house of Avington has given miss Numinex the blessing of marrying the young Noble boy Gerard. This means miss Numinex herself will be of Noble status and such a consummation will also be a boost for the Avington family in which a powerful dragon is now a part of their family, experts say.

Anti-monstergirl and Anti-Demon Girl protests alhave been quelled and stopped by Law Enforcement in the Bright Green Demon Realm of Bretrania. As police opened fire at the protesters and soon to be rioters with Demon Realm Silver Bullets and Aphrodisiac Gas Bombs. It is confirmed the protesters and soon to be rioters and their friends and family have been converted to being in favor of Monstergirls and to praise the Demon Lord and her Lilim daughters.

Three Order aligned terrorists; a female crusader, a male warlock and a male Order Mixed Martial Artist of mixed Martial arts profession, have attempted to attack and massacre a Goblinoid Orphanage in the country side. But their attack thankfully failed as the Goblinoid inhabitants and security personnel managed to subdue them. Details of such action includes a group of Goblin Girls overpowering the crusader, identified as Miranda Bellworth, by beating, slashing, bludgeoning her with demon silver weaponry as she is undergoing conversion and monsterization. The Warlock, identified as Grigori Lefkos, despite being a combat mage and a veteran of Ohayou Face Wars, was taken down by manticore venom shot onto him as he is currently undergoing incubization. And the Order Fighter, identified as Kenny Ashburn who is a veteran of the Instant-Loss-2koma conflict. Was taken down via gangbang from a Red Cap Girl and two other goblin girls. A fourth suspect is also suspected be involved as an Order Priest looking man who appeared to be an ashen haired young man is found retreating from the area, trying to carry the incapacitated Warlock Grigori Lekfos but abandoning him. A reward for apprehanding that ashen haired cutie priest is set up by the Wayverst County, in which this attempted Terrorist Attack took place.

The Titania and Fairy Committee of Family Friendly Media has announced an embargo of media and entertainment from the Planet Earth that has connected to our world via a convergence portal event. The Earth made media and entertainment that is deemed violent, gratuitous, Anti-monstergirl, and just outright family unfriendly entertainment. The Titania and Fairy Committee of Family Friendly Media is currently in talks with the Royal Makai Court to have this embargo and and temporary ban on such certain specific types of Earth Media. Until a final solution is made as to not offend Monstergirls and not hurt the feelings of their Incubus husbands, making them cry at how horrible monsters are. Surprisingly one of the hundred Lilim daughters of the Demon Lord, Mari and Ilassa, are against this embargo and will be joining the talks to allow the inhabitants of our world to enjoy violent edgy but fictitious media.

The Lilim General Viccy has announced that she might consider changing her hat.

We will get to these news developments in five minutes, after a word from our Sponsors. Harpy Mail and Danuki General Products."

>RATATOSKR NEWS CHANNEL!

News channel music: https://youtu.be/AkjFpKpRrgg

"Good evening folks, this is Sophia Caldwell and you are watching Channel 69 World Tree News. Our top stories for today... A young Noble boy of the House of Avington; Gerard Avington has been rescued unscathed and unharmed by Demon Realm Special Forces Operative Miss Numinex. A dragon who single handedly saved the Noble boy Gerard from Anti-monstergirl forces. Gerard Avington has been reunited with his family, in return for such heroism and as a form of gratitude. The house of Avington has given miss Numinex the blessing of marrying the young Noble boy Gerard. This means miss Numinex herself will be of Noble status and such a consummation will also be a boost for the Avington family in which a powerful dragon is now a part of their family, experts say.

Anti-monstergirl and Anti-Demon Girl protests alhave been quelled and stopped by Law Enforcement in the Bright Green Demon Realm of Bretrania. As police opened fire at the protesters and soon to be rioters with Demon Realm Silver Bullets and Aphrodisiac Gas Bombs. It is confirmed the protesters and soon to be rioters and their friends and family have been converted to being in favor of Monstergirls and to praise the Demon Lord and her Lilim daughters.

Three Order aligned terrorists; a female crusader, a male warlock and a male Order Mixed Martial Artist of mixed Martial arts profession, have attempted to attack and massacre a Goblinoid Orphanage in the country side. But their attack thankfully failed as the Goblinoid inhabitants and security personnel managed to subdue them. Details of such action includes a group of Goblin Girls overpowering the crusader, identified as Miranda Bellworth, by beating, slashing, bludgeoning her with demon silver weaponry as she is undergoing conversion and monsterization. The Warlock, identified as Grigori Lefkos, despite being a combat mage and a veteran of Ohayou Face Wars, was taken down by manticore venom shot onto him as he is currently undergoing incubization. And the Order Fighter, identified as Kenny Ashburn who is a veteran of the Instant-Loss-2koma conflict. Was taken down via gangbang from a Red Cap Girl and two other goblin girls. A fourth suspect is also suspected be involved as an Order Priest looking man who appeared to be an ashen haired young man is found retreating from the area, trying to carry the incapacitated Warlock Grigori Lekfos but abandoning him. A reward for apprehanding that ashen haired cutie priest is set up by the Wayverst County, in which this attempted Terrorist Attack took place.

The Titania and Fairy Committee of Family Friendly Media has announced an embargo of media and entertainment from the Planet Earth that has connected to our world via a convergence portal event. The Earth made media and entertainment that is deemed violent, gratuitous, Anti-monstergirl, and just outright family unfriendly entertainment. The Titania and Fairy Committee of Family Friendly Media is currently in talks with the Royal Makai Court to have this embargo and and temporary ban on such certain specific types of Earth Media. Until a final solution is made as to not offend Monstergirls and not hurt the feelings of their Incubus husbands, making them cry at how horrible monsters are. Surprisingly one of the hundred Lilim daughters of the Demon Lord, Mari and Ilassa, are against this embargo and will be joining the talks to allow the inhabitants of our world to enjoy violent edgy but fictitious media.

The Lilim General Viccy has announced that she might consider changing her hat.

We will get to these news developments in five minutes, after a word from our Sponsors. Harpy Mail and Danuki General Products."

>>19854681
t.Someone who's never watched the news.

>>19812103
t.Someone who's never watched the news.

>>18895193
>the results for todays referendum on the Monstergirl Immigration Integration and Resettlement Act (MIIRA) are being tallied, but exit polls suggest that 90% of male voters voted in favor, and 80% of female voters voted against. Nearly 98% of monstergirls voted in favor. lets cut to a live feed of the official announcement.
>a female public servant in a pantsuit walks up to a podium, posture obviously depressed
>The results for the MIIRA refurendum for the province of happytown, are as follows...
>she sighs
>40% against 55% for
>the crowd erupts into cheers, men waving their hands in the air and kissing their waifus. crying THOTTs collapse on the ground.
>the video cuts back to the news anchor, her eye wide in shock.
>there you have it. MIIRA has passed, and is now the law of the land, a transformational day for the kingdom of happytown.

>>18860873
>the results for todays referendum on the Monstergirl Immigration Integration and Resettlement Act (MIIRA) are being tallied, but exit polls suggest that 90% of male voters voted in favor, and 80% of female voters voted against. Nearly 98% of monstergirls voted in favor. lets cut to a live feed of the official announcement.
>a female public servant in a pantsuit walks up to a podium, posture obviously depressed
>The results for the MIIRA refurendum for the province of happytown, are as follows...
>she sighs
>40% against 55% for
>the crowd erupts into cheers, men waving their hands in the air and kissing their monstergirl waifus. crying human women THOTTs collapse on the ground.
>the video cuts back to the news anchor, her eye wide in shock.
>there you have it. MIIRA has passed, and is now the law of the land, a transformational day for the kingdom of happytown.

>>18140116
>top 7 ways to please your Husband, number 1 will blow your mind!
>researchers confirm, yes alps are gay and our dating expert is here to tell you why that's perfectly okay
>top 10 games that are like rape souls
>are anubis actually weak to anal? we find out the answer inside

>And in local new the criminal dubbed the "Fluff Huffer", who's crimes involve assaulting the monster girls with fur and taking deep breaths of their fluff, has been identified as one Anon E. Moose. Authorities say they were tipped by Anon's former girlfriend, who said he had a strange obsession with her tail. Anon's crime spree first began late last year when he huffed the fluff of a Yeti, and has since then huffed around 30 other girls, including that of dangerous species such as manticores and Hellhounds, with Anon coming out unscathed. At this time his whereabouts are unknown, but authorities urge all monster girls travel with a friend and stick to crowded locations.