/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I like the look of this mage. That's a trustworthy face. I bet she'd love to talk about herbology or astronomy or just chat about whatever.

I bet her elixirs are potent, safe, and reliable.

What kind of monsters go after the old wizard and sorcerers that long since retired adventuring?

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In your bed. Or, more specifically, in between her massive rack.

Well, I flunked the entrance exam into wizarding school, but on the bright side I met this nice lady who will teach me magic if I try this potion she's working on.

>be the otouto of a ditzy dark mage
>you always have to deal with the after effects of her spells when they backfire, like when her breasts wouldn't stop lactating
>you had to milk her by hand every day for two weeks straight
>or when you had to go to school with a foot long trouser snake
>your teacher kept drooling while looking at you