/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Makoto awoke on the edge of the rubbish heap behind the abandoned dam.

Head still hurting? Check.

Ass still hurting? Check.

Fingernails still missing? OH GOD DO NOT WANT.

He stumbled to his feet and tried to remember the way home, when a girlish voice suddenly spoke up behind him. “What is Makoto-kun doing out alone by himself, I wonder, I wonder?”

“Ah, Rena.” He turned and tried to smile at the girl. This could be a good day, after all. “I brought a present for you…uh…” His face turned downcast as he realized he had forgotten to buy her anything.

“USO DA!” Rena screamed, eyes turning into slits. Which he found kind of hot.

“Uh…will you take me home?” Makoto asked.