/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40011399
>warm ultrasound jelly
The fuck kind of ultrasounds you've been getting? That shit is always ice cold. I swear they must keep it in the refrigerator.
>>40011450
Me three. No boner here. Had to eventually have my cyst removed since it kept causing hydroceles, got sick of having them drained.
I was uh, very jovial with the people in the OR as the benzos they pumped me up with got stronger.
"Did you shave?" is the last thing I can remember being asked - along with my dumb ass's two choices of replies, either "I trimmed as close as I could, sorry" or "Considering what this is costing, I thought the shave was on the house!" I do not remember how I responded. I can remember nothing on my end beyond one final, obnoxious reaction to a full box of Personna DE blades - they had to shave closer.
I am uncertain whether or not I also voiced my disdain towards their US made blades being hard to find in stores, or not wanting to buy or shave with anything made in Israel... pic mostly unrelated
They were VERY happy to see me as I came to. Uh...yeah. I probably said a lot of weird shit.
>>40014308
This nigga drinking coffee with his dick in his hands...