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>>21488934
Mofu will never beat Dragon.

>>18042695
Wight Dragons you say?

>>17380355
>Confusing the most autistically screeching dragonness for Sapphiron

>>16517801
>Sexualizing Winter Wyvern
Obligatory.

Would you enslave a dark, ancient power by making her your wife?

>>16068771
>Not being a massive slut for Dragons
>He doesn't want to get jelly legged from a french from Sindragosa-sama
>Or lick a Blue Dragon's horn like a battery
>Or get high with a Jabberwock
>Or tempt the tsundere wrath of Red Dragon-chan
>Or bully the White and Black Dragons
>He wouldn't throw off his robe like he's fucking Rubicante to show all Dragons to see that he's painted his entire front half gold
JUST FUCKING SLEEP WITH HER, FAGGOT.

>>15942380
SAY THAT TO MY FACE AND NOT BEHIND TWENTY FOUR OTHER PEOPLE, FAGGOT.

>>15933075
My entire treasure hoard for the boyim.

>>15695555
>>15695600
>Be in Draconia, go to the Red Dragon Tavern & Inn
>Barmaid is a firecrotch if you ever saw one, tell her to give you 'the good stuff', a bunch of the patrons just roll their eyes at you
"Have any money?"
>Shit, you forgot they deal in actual currency
>Gold coins drop onto the counter, solid and pure
>Not the odixized bastard coins that humans usually carry
>The Dragon that put them onto the wood moves closer to you, dressed in a heavy northern style jacket
>A fine ermine fur collar fluffing up and covering her neck from view, her skin a pale milky white
"You heard the man. The finest you have."
>Firecrotch bows and descends into the cellar
>Comes back with a bottle topped with a bronze dragon and gold filigree along the edges
>It's an Age 458 'Wyrmvater', you swallow heavily as she pours you a glass of it
>It's not even 1/8th the total of fluid, but you can already smell the heavy oaken odor and charcoal undertones
"Go ahead, drink it."
>The Dragoness giving you a sultry whisper
>Bottom's up, reflexively squint as it goes down
>It feels like the fires of Hades themselves have been let loose into your throat and stomach, nearly torturous and agonizing
>Water doesn't quench the heat or snuff the fires within
>Until you can feel soft lips press into yours and a cool wind blowing into you, a bifurcated tongue wrestling with your own
>It's bitter-sweet and lonesome, like the frozen wastelands of the Northern hinterlands
>Pull back, nearly freaking out thinking you're seeing double
>The air seeming to wave around her claws as she offers you a small smile
"You did good, boy. Shall we go for another round?"

>>15577729
>Not wanting to bow down before Frost Wyrm ojousama

>>15405106
Reading novels from actual good writers, considering burning the bridge with a certain den of ill repute, playing vidya. Sod off. Busy drinkin'.

>>15156813

>>15087011
Your magic will betray you