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>>9982160

Anuses are much nicer looking than vaginas. Vaginas look like bumpy, flappy, drooling meat caves. Buttholes are tight and cute. Also, contrary to what many might believe, buttholes smell nicer than vaginas.

The box is almost open, guys! If you want a big surprise, you better pick it~

How do your parents react to you shitting on the floor?

I've found it's very tiresome to actually get up, go to the toilet, and sit on it for half an hour, so I like to just stand around and shit on the floor of my bedroom, or the kitchen while I'm making myself a meal or snack, or whatever. The other day my dad told me he was ashamed of me for being a pathetic NEET slacker, and that the shitting on the floor was not just my autism acting up. When I started crying while pooping, he kind of left me alone, and my mom went and got a paper plate, some paper towels and such, to scoop my poop off the floor and then mop it. They make such a big deal about a log or two of poop in the kitchen.

I have to go to my crappy retail job without having any sleep, see you later weeaboos.