/jp/ - Otaku Culture

"Boy, are you dense? A handsome young lad such as yourself should have no trouble finding a woman your age. Are ya gonna waste your time chasing after a old lady such as myself? Boy, your great grandparents weren't born and I was already getting up in my years. Do you not find that weird at all? I'm no young pup anymore, I can't keep up with a romantic life. Just go find a nice human your age, you'll enjoy it more. But if you're so determined I'll give you what you want. But no complaining if it goes wrong, you hear?"