/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>5226262
>Way to spend too much time on 4chan

>>4857845
Any sport, hell, any game would be great if the participants dressed like that.

I could watch a chess match between two 2D girls in maid outfits for hours. Especially if one is a human-shaped chess computer (like the Turk, but with less cheating. )

Dear /jp/;

I am writing this letter with a heavy heart. I have a real date in two hours and change. With a real, 3D, girl. She's Korean. We're going to an afternoon concert and then dinner. I've hidden all my figs and my dakimakura in the closet in case we end up back here, even if nothing happens. I'm 24, a total virgin. This is the fourth date of my life.

I've never cared for Touhou, I haven't played a VN in six months and my own script for one has sat in Ren'py at 88603 words without budging for at least that long. I picked up long-distance running last year. I started going to /sp/ during the Olympics, and I sort of like it there. My doujin collection has stopped growing and I fapped to 3D once last week.

I therefore tender this letter as my resignation, effective immediately. Goodbye.

Sincerely;

Anonymous

YES! MY QUEEN!