/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10025849

Naizz good old days GET dude

Can we please have a good old days thread?

That's all I ask... just a few moments to think about the good old days.

To All the Faggots that don't like onions:
I love onions with all my heart and soul. My girlfriend was giving me a piggy-back ride to the grocery store the other day because I didn't want to scuff up my new shoes. She was huffing down the frozen pizza aisle when I overheard some hipster chick saying "Ewww, onions!" I jumped off my woman's back and slid over like a smooth criminal. Her boyfriend shrieked, "dude, what's your problem?" That's when a clerk tossed an onion at me from the produce aisle. I immediately dropped into a handstand and donkey-kicked the onion into the hipster-chick's yapper. She started chewing like a horse and crying tears of joy. She was so happy that she gave me her number, which I drop-kicked out of her hand and into her boyfriend's skull. She asked me how she could ever repay me, and I gave her a stern look. She thought that look meant "suicide." She was right

>>8901637

>>8133803

Like many of you, I'm in my late thirties and live in my parents basement. Unlike many of you, I've just had sex with a female for the first time yesterday. Ask me everything you've ever wanted to know about sex, since this obviously makes me as much of an expert as you could hope to find on /jp/.

The golden age

>jp

>>5559301
Hi, you must be new here.

/jp/ always cared about GETs.

Can't guarantee they're amusing. After all, anonymous has bad taste.

Back when /jp/ was fast and /a/ was slow

>>999823
Cirno's aiming for All-9 GET again. 1M should be for the glory of the /jp/sies!

>>877748
5 GETs say you're wrong, now fuck off.

DON'T FORGET, /jp/

WE WERE ALWAYS AWESOME!

/jp/: Born to be good.