/jp/ - Otaku Culture

This is your new neighbor, Miss Holstaur. She just moved in next door to you and looks forward to a respectable, neighborly relationship with you.

>>46896945
The cow had me before hello, obesity it is. That smile, that timid but enticing wave... No point in being kink shamed when there are nursing handjobs on the other end, either.

>>39994918
I love big cows!
I love big cows!

>>38443066
Those are some small boobs for a cow, I bet other cows make fun of her.

>>37746173
Anon got scared because never saw a real woman before?

>>37691980
Moos are best

Hahaha! BIG, bovine boobies!

>>34239124
Rather have a short mino and a big holst

Not that weirdo who's going on about Monster Boys but I wouldn't mind having some kind of incubus "birthmark" that would allude to what type of MG me mum was since the endgame goal of MGE was always MG moms having MG daughters and Incubus "human" sons.

Like 1 small errant scale on me arse cheek because mum was a lamia or a small bump on the top of my forehead because she was an oni. Something you'd never notice unless you actively looked for it, you know like a birthmark? Maybe it's because I'm thinking an MG girlfriend would think it's "cute" or at least your mum would have some true signifier that you inherited some of her traits to make her a bit happier.

If that be over the line then whatevers, just trying to make some conversation. It's nothing nuts like drinking a >>33465130 and becoming some fookin' slime beast and what have you or something gay like >33464320

Get a bigger shirt you fat retard

I think I should put some type of sign on my front door that says

>You must be this busty to ride (me)

I don't want lolis or flat girls trying to get me

>>32427436
I believe in Holstaur supremacy

>Single male in monster-friendly city
>Need a job
>Begin sorting through and discounting the places that are obviously meant to trap single men
>Find a bakery that looks normal
>Apply online and get the job
>Luckily coworkers are mostly men and unaggressive mamano so no issue there
>Do basic grunt work until the bakery decides it needs to advertise
>Somebody has to stand outside the store to attract customers by handing out sweets as free samples
>New guy has to do it and is now at the mercy of the streets
An unattended man and free sweets is a dangerous combo in any monster inhabited city