/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>You'll never stumble across a forbidden tome lying in the middle of the marketplace street
>Sheepishly, you'll never squat down and ponder at the vaguely pornographic cover
>You'll never open it while no one is looking and to your horror find out that it's enchanted to display an illusion of your own perverse fantasies to every one around you while the tome itself screams "Lewd Heretic! Lewd Heretic!"
>You'll never have every one turn to look at you with ridicule in their eyes as a corps of paladins step out and surround you in a ring, laughing and pointing in and chanting with the tome
>You'll never turn red with rage as you suffer five straight minutes of this humiliation until their leader steps out and puts a hand on your shoulder, tears of mirth in his eyes, and one of his subordinates shackle you.
>"Haha. Calm yourself. It's just an inquisition, bro."