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>>5965176

>we don't even have traps here
>we don't even have traps here
>we don't even have traps here
>we don't even have traps here

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>>3063382

>idort meme

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HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. AFTER RETURNING FROM AN INSPECTION TOUR OF ONE OF THE MANY FINE FACTORIES THAT MANUFACTURE MY DELICIOUSLY DAPPER SUITS, I CAME ACROSS A SWARM OF HUMANS ENGAGED IN DEPLORABLE DEGENERATIVE DEBAUCHERY WHILE WEARING SOULLESS SUITS OF FUR. DISGUSTED, I WILLED MY MONOLITHIC MAN MEAT INTO ITS FULL FLAGPOLE FINERY, TOWERING OVER THE FURRIES AND STRIKING FEAR AND AWE INTO THEIR HEARTS.

I PROMPTLY LET LOOSE A GIGANTIC JIZZ JET, STRIKING THE FURRIES WITH SUCH FORCE THAT THEIR POORLY MADE FURSUITS WERE TORN TO TATTERS UNDER THE UNBELIEVABLE UNDULATING UMBRELLA. SO AWED BY MY 100% HUMAN HERCULEAN HARPOON WERE THEY THAT ALL THOUGHT OF 'YIFFING' WAS FOREVER BANISHED FROM THEIR BRAINS. NOW CLOTHED IN FINE SUITS OF UTMOST QUALITY (PROVIDED BY THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE), THEY GO FORTH TO FIGHT THE FEW FURRIES THAT ESCAPED MY CALAMITOUS CUM CANNON.

I GUARANTEE IT.

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