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>>10227809
Forgot the pic

What's your favourite movie, /jp/?

Mine is Scarface.

If you could pick one item in your house to turn into a little girl, which one would you pick?

Can't pick yourself.

What insect is most waifu material?

Am I the only one who doesn't kill the roaches in my apartment because I hope that someday they all become cute girls?

I have at least 24 roaches still crawling around my apartment alone, but I can't be sure. I learned how to distinguish between different roaches, mainly by size and antenna length. There's a possibility of twins, and roaches that look alike - but in reality they're all my brothers and sisters. I like to sometimes think of my apartment as a Roach Kingdom, lol. It doesn't really smell, although it's hard to know what a bad room smells like when you've been living inside for around 8 months straight. I do see some kind of weird slime and powder around from time to time, though. But that's easy enough to clean, for my little babies. I also like to think that I've tamed them quote a bit. I got them to line up underneath my bed, and when I open up the covers when I wake up, they scatter from under the bed and across the floor. I've been training them for at least 3 months.

When they become girls, I will have a harem of roaches, living inside my kingdom. Alone. In my eternal kingdom. Just so you know, anyway.

>>6802212
OP here. You feed them enough and they grow until they reach human size.
Then what do you do?

>>6682188
Roaches are great company.