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First off apologies for a shit thread, but its something I have to do. touhou picture to make it /jp/ related, obviously.

I came to a seemingly obvious conclusion a few days ago and have been trying to wrap my mind over it since. I'm in the military. I hate living on base. I want to live off base. If I got married the government would pay for my housing, food, everything for me and my spouse, with money left over on top of that. Problem being I will never marry anyone for various reasons, which should be obvious since I'm on /jp/.

So I guess my conclusion should be pretty clear by now... who wants to be "roommates"? Never have to worry about working, school, parents anything. Just a free place to live, internet, food etc. Also I'd never bother you. This benefits both parties involved.

Most people would say not to do it because they want to be promiscuous or whatever, but that doesn't interest me. Another issue is trust, which is a main reason I'm asking /jp/. Also quite simply I could only imagine this working with a /jp/ anon, and I wouldn't mind being around one all the time, and I'd feel good about being able to help someone(while also getting benefits). What with all the possibly suicidal people here in gensokyo threads, giving one person a place to live and eat for free...

I'm actually half serious at this point and want to see /jp/s opinions.

Also, on the likely chance this thread gets deleted, if anyone is actually interested just make a thread around this time, I'm almost always here during my free time.

tl;dr: Who wants a place to live/food/internet for free with one "catch"?